“KEITH, THE VICE PRESIDENT’S LEGAL ADVISOR, DAVID ADDINGTON, IS RELYING ON THE PRECEDENT OF IN RE HOTEL CALIFORNIA: CHENEY MAY CHECK OUT ANYTIME HE WANTS, BUT HE’LL … NEVER LEAVE.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks: Will U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald Be Re-appointed, Promoted, or Let Go?

Dan Savage, on Colbert, addresses the Proposition 8 Protests – at One Good Move.

Lisa Casey with a “Welcome Eviction.”

Dan Kurtzman on Barack Obama, the Comedian.

WHAT SARAH REALLY MEANT: “IF GOD IS AS UNHINGED AS I AM,  AND LEAVES THE DOOR TO THE PRESIDENCY OPEN FOR ME, I’LL HAVE A WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY TO PERMANENTLY SHUT THE DOOR ON THE ENLIGHTENMENT.”  

“HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT, I’M HERE TO BREAK THE DULLER BARRIER.”

“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WARNED ABOUT SENATOR OBAMA’S INEXPERIENCE. HE’S ABOUT TO SIT DOWN WITH A DANGEROUS DICTATOR, WHO IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ASS DESTRUCTION.”

Now its time to say goodbye, to Sarah and her kin.
She plans to do some studyin’, to find those Africans.
You’re all invited back, to see what she can do that’s dumber 
While she plots to run in two-oh- twelve with Mr. Joe the Plumber

For President, that is. Can’t spell, Takes her shoes off to count.

“JED CLAMPETT, WELCOME SIR. IS IT TRUE THAT JETHRO’S FIXIN’ TO VOTE FOR THAT PALIN WOMAN IN 2012.”

“MR. MATTHEWS, I GOTTA HAVE A LONG TALK WITH THAT BOY.”

“I TOLD YOU I CAN SEE THE FUTURE FROM MY WINDOW.”

“THERE ARE SOME KNOWNS THAT YOU ALWAYS KNOW, AND ONE KNOWN THAT I KNOW IS THAT PALIN KNOWS EVEN LESS THAN I DID ABOUT IRAQ.”

“THE TRULY AMAZING THING ABOUT THIS MAN WAS THAT HE WAS ABLE TO USE HIS OWN SODA POP TO CURE POLIO. AND EVEN MORE REMARKABLY, HE HAD A DIET VERSION FOR DIABETICS.”

“WE ALWAYS WANTED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC — WE JUST COULDN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET TO EARTH UNTIL WOLF BLITZER HELPED US OUT.”

CNN’s Jessica Yellin appears live as a hologram before anchor Wolf Blitzer Tuesday night in New York. 

“WOLF, YOU REALLY HAVE TO WONDER WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY WE HAVE WHEN CORPORATIONS FAIL TO LIVE UP TO THEIR LEGAL AND MORAL OBLIGATIONS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Chad Rubel at BuzzFlash on the double standard — on One-Party Rule.   

Lisa Casey on the real Mission Accomplished!

The Daily’s Show Obama Victory Coverage, at One Good Move.

Juan Cole on Paul Krugman, and the Monsters on Television.