“MY FRIENDS, IT WAS HITLER WHO FIRST BELIEVED IN ‘PORTABILITY’ AND ‘ELIMINATING PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS’ – AS EVIDENCED BY HIS INVASION AND WIPE-OUT OF HALF THE COUNTRIES IN EUROPE.”

“HEL-LO. I’M CALLING FOR … NO WAIT, AGAINST JOHN McCAIN. SPAM FILTER SOFTWARE REJECTS JOHN McCAIN.  MUST DELETE  JOHN McCAIN.”

“SHE’S JUST KATHERINE HARRIS … WITHOUT THE LIPSTICK.”

Story at TPM.

“WHY WOULD BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, ATTEND A DINNER NAMED AFTER A POLITICIAN … WHO ‘PALLED AROUND’ WITH SACCO AND VANZETTI?”

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BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter wonders about John McCain and What Could Have Been.

Dan Kurtzman’s Best and Worst of the Debates.

Madkane’s Ode To John “Air-Quotes” McCain.

John McCain on Letterman, at One Good Move.

“I DON’T CARE ABOUT AN OLD WASHED-UP ERRORIST.”

“THE IRAQIS WILL GREET US AS LIBERATORS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin weighs in on McCain’s Obsession with Joe the Plumber.

Norm Jenson has the McCain and Obama speeches at the Alfred E. Smith Dinner.

Juan Cole on Game Over: A Good Neighbor in the Gulf?

“MY FRIENDS, FORGET CHANGE, IF I’M ELECTED I’LL PROMISE YOU AN AYERS-FRESHENER.”

“TODAY, THE MARKETS SOARED AS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCED IT’S PARTIAL TAKEOVER OF THE BANKING SYSTEM, WITH A LARGE INFUSION OF … DAS KAPITAL.”

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Staying on topic, Greenspan’s Folly, All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks: What’s the Difference Between the McCain Campaign and George Wallace?

Change Depends, at One Good Move.

Sarah In Wonderland, by Madkane.

“MY FRIENDS, HOW CAN WE TRUST THE JUDGMENT AND CHARACTER OF A MAN WHO APPEARS ON THE SAME DEBATE STAGE WITH JOHN SIDNEY McCAIN?”

“WITH TIME QUICKLY RUNNING OUT ON THIS GAME, IT LOOKS LIKE THE GOP … WANTS TO TALK IT OVER.”

“ALRIGHT YOU NUT JOBS, YOU LUNATICS … NOW WE’VE GOT A CANDIDATE IN JOHN FUCKIN’ McCAINIAC WHO REALLY IS ONE OF US!”

“COME NOW, SENATOR McCAIN, IT’S TIME FOR YOUR MEDS.”

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More on Mad Mac at BuzzFlash – The Lynch Mob Politics of McCain-Palin, and McCain’s Moronic Journey into Madness.   

Madkane’s Team Of Liars (Limerick).

Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.