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January 30th, 2013

NRA Proposes an Easy Path to Citizenship, for Assault Weapons

“WE DON’T BELIEVE IN SUBJECTING THE BUSHMASTER TO ANY BACKGROUND CHECKS, OR PAYMENT OF TAXES OR FINES, ONLY THAT IT MUST TEACH ‘CIVICS’ AT THE END OF A GUN.”

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GOP Has Packed the Courts With Partisan Hacks, by Mark Karlin of BuzzFlash at Truthout.

Lisa Casey with the latest effects of global warming.

January 21st, 2013

What Scalia Was REALLY Thinking At Obama’s Second Inaugural

“HMMM, PERHAPS  I’M TAKING MY ST. THOMAS MORE COMPLEX JUST A BIT TOO FAR. IF I DON’T ACCEPT THE PROPOSED REFORMS BY THIS NEWLY-EMBOLDENED OBAMA, HE MAY JUST HAVE MY HEAD.”

January 19th, 2013

Mantei Te’o Claims His Pet Rabbit Harvey Also Died

“HE WAS NOT ONLY MY BEST FRIEND, BUT THE SONOVAGUN WAS BIG ENOUGH TO FILL IN AT LINEBACKER IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO ME.”

January 18th, 2013

Another Black Eye for Notre Dame, Admits George Gipp Faked His Death

“IT NOW APPEARS THAT THE WHOLE STORY .. . WAS JUST ANOTHER FIGMENT OF RONALD REAGAN’S IMAGINATION.”

January 16th, 2013

A Desperate Wayne LaPierre Really Riles Up the Survivalists

“OK, OK,  SO MAYBE OBAMA WON’T TAKE AWAY YOUR HUNTING RIFLES AND SHOTGUNS, BUT HE IS THREATENING YOUR VERY WAY OF LIFE … BY COMING AFTER YOUR CAN OPENERS.”

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The NRA’ s latest low blow, at All Hat No Cattle. 

Mad Kane’s Weapon Wonderland Song Parody.

Paul Krugman: Japan Steps Out & Other Recommended Reads, at BartCopE!

January 14th, 2013

Kudos to Colin, But Couldn’t He Have Followed His Own ‘Powell Doctrine’?

“THOSE CRAZY RACIST MOTHERFUCKERS THINK THEY HAVE PROBLEMS WITH ME? WHAT THEY REALLY DESERVE IS TO TANGO WITH DJANGO.”

January 13th, 2013

The Ultimate Way, to Trick the NRA

“THERE APPEARS TO BE A CONSENSUS THAT IF WE IMPOSE A HUGE TAX ON ASSAULT WEAPONS AND HIGH CAPACITY MAGAZINES, THESE FOLKS MIGHT JUST PROTEST BY DUMPING ALL OF THAT CRAP IN THE HARBOR.”

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Unarmed Empowerment and the Gun Debate, at BuzzFlash.

More on the NRA’s insanity at All Hat No Cattle.

January 10th, 2013

Brent Musburger Does It Again, at a WNBA Game!

“NOW YOU YOUNG GIRLS OUT THERE, IF YOU WANT A HOT GIRL LIKE THAT, START DRIBBLING A BASKETBALL.”

January 9th, 2013

Brent Musburger Urges Obama Administration to Print Platinum Blondes

“I TOLD PRESIDENT OBAMA TO FORGET ABOUT THE TREASURY PRINTING PLATINUM COINS, AND DO SOMETHING FOR THIS COUNTRY TO MAKE SURE WE DON’T DEFAULT ON HOT YOUNG SORORITY GIRLS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Consequences of Not Prosecuting Wall Street Fraudsters.

Lisa Casey with the Birther attack on Chief Justice John Roberts, and Mad Kane’s limerick on this latest insanity.

BartCopE! with Paul Krugman’s  The Big Fail and other Recommended Reads.


January 7th, 2013

Chuck Hagel’s Secret ‘Offense’ to Secure Job at Defense

“IF I DON’T GET THE SUPPORT OF MY FORMER COLLEAGUES ON THE REPUBLICAN SIDE OF THE AISLE, I MAY JUST NOMINATE LINDSEY GRAHAM … FOR AMBASSADOR TO LUXEMBOURG.”

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