“AFTER HAVING NUMEROUS GOP POLITICIANS EMPHATICALLY REJECT MY INFAMOUS ‘TAX PLEDGE,’ I FEEL MORE HUMILIATED THAN HAVING A PERVERT WITH HIS HAND UP MY ASS.”

The Elmo story here.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Divine Justice: Romney’s Final Vote Tally Likely to be 47 Percent.

Mad Kane’s Michigan’s Fetal Shenanigans (Limerick).