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November 30th, 2012

On Fiscal Cliff, GOP Spurns Grover In Favor of Wile E. Coyote

“MR. COYOTE HAS ADVISED OUR ENTIRE CAUCUS TO JUST KEEP ON RUNNING ON THE SAME PLATFORM … NO MATTER HOW DRAMATICALLY THE GROUND MAY HAVE SHIFTED.”

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GOP denying not just gravity, but global warming science, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on McCain/Graham’s double standard for Colin Powell’s UN Speech.

November 26th, 2012

A Rejected Grover Claims He’s Even Worse Off Than ‘Elmo’

“AFTER HAVING NUMEROUS GOP POLITICIANS EMPHATICALLY REJECT MY INFAMOUS ‘TAX PLEDGE,’ I FEEL MORE HUMILIATED THAN HAVING A PERVERT WITH HIS HAND UP MY ASS.”

The Elmo story here.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Divine Justice: Romney’s Final Vote Tally Likely to be 47 Percent.

Mad Kane’s Michigan’s Fetal Shenanigans (Limerick).

November 22nd, 2012

Why GOP Is Trying To Censor Thanksgiving Play of ‘Alice’s Restaurant’

“GIVEN THE FACT THAT THEY’RE ‘SOUNDALIKES,’ WE WERE JUST AFRAID THE PUBLIC WOULD MISTAKE ARLO GUTHRIE’S YELLS OF ‘KILL, KILL, KILL‘  — FOR LINDSEY GRAHAM’S RECENT STATEMENTS ABOUT OBAMA AND SUSAN RICE.”

Song here.

November 20th, 2012

Petraeus Claims ‘Broadwell Affair’ Not Premeditated, But Spontaneously Caused By Video

Based on a leaked transcript of his recent Congressional testimony, General David Petraeus continues to claim that his affair with his biographer, Paula Broadwell, was not planned or premeditated, but was a spontaneous reaction to a sexually explicit video he watched with Ms. Broadwell.

Reacting to questions from male Senators, who were clearly more interested in ‘labia’ than Libya, the ex-CIA Chief stated that “sometimes, you think you have adequate security to defend against dangersously ’armed’  individuals, but your brain gets hijacked by your pecker and things just spin out of control.”

Following the hearing, Senator John McCain expressed skepticism, stating that “in my experience, it’s simply no accident when you show up with a rocket in your pocket.”  Senator Lindsey Graham, after extracting his nose from Senator McCain’s behind, also took General Petraeus to task, questioning whether he had done enough to protect the United States’ Missionary Position.

Senators McCain and Graham also blamed Susan Rice for General Petraeus’s affair, charging that the U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations had been directly responsible for creating Paula Broadwell’s “stalking points.”

However, Senator McCain did indicate some flexibility, stating that he would withdraw his demand to head up a special committee to further investigate this affair, “as long as the committee was chaired by an impartial expert on these matters, such as Justice Clarence Thomas.”

 

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More GOP Hypocrisy on Benghazi, at All Hat No Cattle.

November 18th, 2012

Mayor Bloomberg Issues Gas Rationing Rule for ‘Vanity Plates’

“ON ‘EVEN DAYS’ YOU CAN FILL-UP IF YOU HAVE THE ‘ASSMAN’ PLATE.  AND ‘ODD DAYS’ ARE FOR THOSE WITH VANITY PLATES THAT JUST PROVE YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE.”

November 17th, 2012

Mitt’s Latest ‘Gift-Gaffe’ is of Biblical Proportions

“AS I UNDERSTAND IT, THE ‘THREE WISE MEN’ WEREN’T REALLY THAT WISE, THEY JUST ‘BOUGHT’ THAT REPUTATION BY BRIBING THE BABY JESUS WITH GIFTS. AND NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE GUY WHO BROUGHT THE GOLD, INSTEAD OF THE FRANKINCENSE OR MYRRH, WAS THE ONE WHO EVENTUALLY GOT ELECTED KING.”


November 15th, 2012

Mitt Romney Accuses The 47% of ‘Re-Gifting’

“IT’S BAD ENOUGH THAT THOSE PEOPLE RECEIVE FOOD STAMPS FROM OBAMA, BUT THEN THEY TURN RIGHT AROUND AND USE THEM TO BUY FOOD FOR THEIR KIDS.”

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If Only White Men Voted In The Election, at All Hat No Cattle.

November 15th, 2012

Taking Cue From Romney, GOP Proposes ‘Gift Tax’ on The ’47%’

“SINCE THE PRESIDENT INSISTS ON NEW REVENUES, HOW ABOUT A TAX OF 47% ON ALL THE GIFTS RECEIVED BY THE 47% — INCLUDING THEIR AIR, FOOD AND WATER.”  

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Mark Karlin, Editor Of Buzzflash At Truthout, on “Scrooge Romney,” and Mad Kane’s Limerick Ode To Mitt “Sore Loser” Romney.

November 11th, 2012

John Boehner Credits Lincoln Film For New Spirit of ‘Cooperation’

“NOW, I’M REALLY INSPIRED TO WORK WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, BUT MY TEA PARTY CAUCUS SIMPLY WON’T BUDGE ON ACCEPTING THE 13th AMENDMENT.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the GOP’s Nixon-Bush Streak.

Jon Perr:  CBO: No Tax Cuts for the Rich, No Problem

Lisa Casey’s Veteran’s Day Tribute.

Recommended Reads at BartCopE!

November 7th, 2012

Romney Really Outdoes Himself With Campaign’s Final Flip-Flop

“MY NAME IS BARACK OBAMA, AND I THANK YOU FOR RE-ELECTING ME.”

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