“THIS IS MY PROMISE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. IT’S THE LAST TIME I TAKE LESSONS FROM THE LINDA RICHMAN SCHOOL OF MODERATORS.”

“I’m too Fa-klempt to talk, so discuss among yourselves. Here’s a topic: I’m not really a moderator, and Mitt Romney’s not really a moderate.”

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Big Bird Weighs in, at All Hat No Cattle.

Mad Kane’s Post-Debate Open Limerick To President Obama.