“AS LONG AS IT EVEN REMOTELY LOOKS LIKE A FETUS, WE DON’T CARE HOW MUCH LIFE IT MAY ACTUALLY TAKE.”
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“AS LONG AS IT EVEN REMOTELY LOOKS LIKE A FETUS, WE DON’T CARE HOW MUCH LIFE IT MAY ACTUALLY TAKE.”
“RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WOULD OPPOSE EVEN 1 GRAIN OF TRUTH … FOR EVERY 10 TONS OF BULLSHIT.”
“WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT OUR NAVY IS NOW EVEN SMALLER … THAN TWO COPS IN A ROWBOAT.”
“NOW BOB, WITH RESPECT TO ALL OF THESE WORLD PROBLEMS … ALL WE ARE SAAAAYING, IS GIVE PEACE A CHANCE.”
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In a similar vein, Mark Karlin has the Mittster’s 60′s Avoidance of Military Service While He Supported Vietnam, and Mad Kane has Mitt Romney’s Final Debate Message (Limerick).
More Final Debate Humor at All Hat No Cattle.
Recommended Reads, at BartCopE!
“AFTER FURTHER REVIEW, MITT ROMNEY JUST CONTRADICTED EVERYTHING HE EVER SAID, AND IS BEING EJECTED FOR PERSONALLY FOULING THE ENTIRE DEBATE STAGE.”
“GOVERNOR ROMNEY, ARE YOU NOW SAYING THAT AT THE LAST DEBATE, YOU DIDN’T SAY THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA DIDN’T SAY ‘ACT OF TERROR’ THE DAY AFTER IN THE ROSE GARDEN?
“HOLD ON A MINUTE, BOB, I WAS THERE AND I KNOW THAT ROMNEY IS LYING HIS ASS OFF.”
“I THOUGHT I HAD THE ULTIMATE BLACK BOOK IN MASSACHUSETTS, BUT THIS RICH SONUVABITCH HAD WHOLE BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN.”
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The new ‘Binders’ website here.
“TO HIGHLIGHT GOVERNOR ROMNEY’S SHIFTING POSITIONS, WE MAY SHOW A SPLIT SCREEN WITH HIM ON BOTH SIDES, OR PERHAPS THE PROVERBIAL DEVIL AND ANGEL PERCHED ON EACH OF HIS SHOULDERS.”
If you wanna play The Dozens
Well, The Dozens is a game,
But the way you’ll fuck the Country
Is a Goddamn shame . . . .
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Thank you, George Carlin, we could really use you now!
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