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August 31st, 2012

Clint Eastwood Named as Chair-Man of GOP

“I THOUGHT I WAS DOING MY BEST TO CREATE AN ALTERNATIVE REALITY, BUT HOW COULD I POSSIBLY COMPETE WITH THE JOSEY WHALES OF ALL DELUSIONS.”

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The GOP Convention, as a Hieronymus Bosch Painting of Hell – by Mark Karlin, Editor Of Buzzflash At Truthout.

August 29th, 2012

The Two Lessons Chris Christie IGNORED From His Italian Mother

My Mom cooking in the kitchen

“CHRISTOPHER, HOW ABOUTTA’  YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT TO OTHERS, AND LEARNA’ TO STOP WITH THE MANGIA, ALREADY?

August 27th, 2012

A Revealing Look At Romney’s Own ‘Welfare Work Waiver’ As Mass. Gov.

“I SIMPLY ASKED THAT CORPORATE WELFARE PAYMENTS NOT BE CONDITIONED ON ANY WORK REQUIREMENTS, SO THAT RICH GUYS LIKE ME CAN CONTINUE TO RAKE IN MILLIONS WHILE SITTING ON MY ASS.”

Story here.

August 26th, 2012

Mitt’s Convention Plan To ‘Out-Goldwater’ Goldwater

“I would remind you that extremism in the defense of my extreme vice-president is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of lying to win at all costs is no virtue.”

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GOP Voting Supression Efforts: Like Robbing a Bank in Broad Daylight, by Mark Karlin of BuzzFlash at Truthout.

Recent Republican Antics, at All Hat No Cattle.

Paul Krugman and Other Recommended Reads, at BartCopE!

August 22nd, 2012

Todd Akin Doubles Down: Endorses ‘No Exception Jeans’

“WE EVANGELICALS DON’T USUALLY GO FOR TIGHT JEANS, BUT THESE ‘NO EXCEPTION’ JEANS ARE SO IMPOSSIBLE TO GET OFF, THAT WOMEN WILL HAVE ‘NO EXCUSES’ FOR GETTING RAPED.”

August 21st, 2012

Leading Scientists Agree: There IS a ‘Todd Akin Biological Rule’

“IT APPEARS THAT EVEN IF YOU TRY TO FORCE FACTS AND COMMON SENSE UPON RIGHT-WINGERS, THEIR BRAINS COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN AND THEY’LL NEVER BECOME PREGNANT WITH REALITY.”

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Akin’s right-wing “lady parts” diagrams, at All Hat No Cattle.

Mark Karlin, Editor of Buzzflash at Truthout: Does Romney’s Claim of Paying 13% in Taxes Depend on What the Meaning of  ‘Taxes’ is?

August 20th, 2012

Todd Akin ‘Deliverances’ Proof He’s An Equal Opportunity Offender

“I READ IN A MEDICAL JOURNAL — THE OZARK SCIENTIFIC — THAT IT’S NOT REALLY LEGITIMATE MAN-ON-MAN RAPE UNLESS ONE OF THE PARTICIPANTS SQUEALS LIKE A PIG.”

August 20th, 2012

Todd Akin Explains The ‘Science’ of Self-Executing Abortions For ‘Legitimate Rape’

“NOW THIS IS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF THE TYPE OF INDIVIDUAL INITIATIVE ESPOUSED BY AYN RAND. IN FACT, HER NATIVE COUNTRY, RUSSIA, NOW TEACHES THIS VERY TECHIQUE – CALLED PUSSY RIOT.”  

August 17th, 2012

Shouldn’t Paul Ryan Already Be Impeached?

“I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again: I did not ask for any stimulus … I was just performing service on my constituent.”

Story here.

August 15th, 2012

Romney’s Latest Outrage: Claims Obamacare Subsidizes ‘Pussy Riot’

“NOW IT’S BAD ENOUGH THAT OBAMA FORCES AMERICANS TO SUBSIDIZE BIRTH CONTROL, BUT NOW HE’S TRYING TO SKIRT THE HYDE AMENDMENT BY PAYING FOR ENTIRE VAGINAS TO LEAVE A WOMAN.”

Story on the real Riot here.

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