“PERHAPS IT’S JUST THE CULTURE OF THE ISRAELIS, BUT WHEN GOVERNMENT PAYS FOR ALL CIRCUMCISIONS, IT’S SETS A PERFECT EXAMPLE FOR CUTTING WASTE.”
Story at Salon.
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“PERHAPS IT’S JUST THE CULTURE OF THE ISRAELIS, BUT WHEN GOVERNMENT PAYS FOR ALL CIRCUMCISIONS, IT’S SETS A PERFECT EXAMPLE FOR CUTTING WASTE.”
Story at Salon.
“I JUST HOPE THE JEWISH PEOPLE ARE NOW MORE PREPARED TO DEFEND THEMSELVES THAN THEIR ANCESTORS, THE MACCABEES, WHO KINDA’ LUCKED OUT WITH JUST ONE DAY’S WORTH OF OIL.”
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Romney’s Olympic Blunder Fully Explained, at All Hat No Cattle.
“WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN IN MISSOURI, WE ALL HAD DRESSAGE PONIES. MY SISTER HAD DRESSAGE PONY, MY COUSIN HAD DRESSAGE PONY … SO WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT?”
1. Complains that the 4 o’clock tea and crumpets taste like they came from Seven Eleven
2. Asks the Queen if she puts her Corgis on the Roof of Royal Carriage
3. Asks which of the Beatles crossed Abbey Road in Mom Jeans
4. Mittster of Silly Talks Schedules Meeting With Minister of Silly Walks
5. Tells Londoner his teeth would be even worse under Obamacare.
“UNLIKE THE PRESIDENT, WHO’S COMPLETELY FOREIGN TO SIMCITY, I KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO LIVE IN A COMPLETELY ARTIFICIAL WORLD.”
“NOW ACCORDING TO BARACK OBAMA, WE BUILT OUR CITIES ON ROCK AND ROLL, WHEN WE REALLY KNOW THEY WERE CONSTRUCTED BY SMALL BUSINESSMEN SINGING RELIGIOUS HYMNS.”
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Lisa Casey on the Tea Party Attack on McCain.
Recommended Reads at BartCopE!
Mad Kane on Mitt’s Tithing-Schmithing.
“AS A WAY TO FIGHT THE NRA, WE’RE FORMING A GUN CONTROL CLUB. AND THE FIRST RULE OF GUN CONTROL CLUB IS … YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT GUN CONTROL CLUB!”
“WHILE WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN’T SHOUT FIRE IN A CROWDED MOVIE THEATRE, THE CONSTITUTION CLEARLY PROTECTS THE RIGHT OF AMERICANS TO SHOOT FIRE IN A CROWDED MOVIE THEATRE.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Gun Violence and Our Dark Underside.
“I KNOW IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT I PAY THE SAME EXACT TAX AS STANDARD OIL IN 1907 — BEFORE THERE WAS EVEN A CORPORATE INCOME TAX.”
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Will Durst at BuzzFlash on The “We Don’t Care, Less Care For You, Couldn’t Care Less” Party.
Lisa Casey on Romney’s “Fine Whine.”
More Mitt snit links at BartCopE!
“Ya know, Teresa Heinz was asked to release all 57 varieties of her products, but all I ever saw was just the same damn bottle of ketchup.”
Story here.
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