Now, Counselor, are you telling me that if there’s a lady I know
And even if I didn’t know her
And she’d be the la-tay I didn’t know.

And this lady, she went downtown
THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COULD FIRST FORCE HER TO BUY BROCCOLI
Then bring it ho-ome…
AND FINALLY COULD FORCE HER TO CHOP THAT BROCCOLI
Chop’in brocco-li
Chop’in brocco-la
Chop’in brocco-laa-aa

She’s chop’in brocco-lay
Chop’in brocco-lay
She’s chop-eah-un!