“YOU KNOW, BARACK OBAMA COMES FROM A MINDSET OF THE KENYAN BUSH, INSTEAD OF AMERICA, LAND OF THE GIANT REDWOODS.”
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And All Hat No Cattle on the Santorum theology of no pre-natal care.
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“YOU KNOW, BARACK OBAMA COMES FROM A MINDSET OF THE KENYAN BUSH, INSTEAD OF AMERICA, LAND OF THE GIANT REDWOODS.”
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And All Hat No Cattle on the Santorum theology of no pre-natal care.
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THIS GUY’S SO GOOD, JUST ONE HOUR AFTER THE GAME, YOU FEEL A HUNGER TO WATCH HIM PLAY AGAIN.”
“WE’RE GONNA CUT OFF HIS BALLS, CHICKEN FRICA-FRIESS THEM, AND THEN STICK THEM IN THE FRIESSER IN A CAN OF FOSTERS.”
“IT’S AS IF ALL THESE LIBERALS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ‘BABY ASPIRIN,’ WHICH HAS EVEN BEEN BLESSED BY THE CHURCH.”
“HERE’S THE PLAN: WE SELL THE IRANIANS BIBLES AND CAKES IN THE SHAPE OF ENRICHED URANIUM, AND USE THE FUNDS TO BUY BAYER ASPIRINS FOR ALL OF OUR BARE-NAKED LADIES.”
Background story here, BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the GOP’s Return to the 1800′s, and Lisa Casey on the public’s support of Obama.
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“WHO BETTER TO BAPTIZE THAN OUR VERY OWN MITTSTER, WHO CLEARLY EXEMPLIFIES BEING ‘DEAD IN THE WATER‘.”
Story at All Hat No Cattle
“I WAS ALWAYS DRIVEN BY THE DESIRE TO PROVE THAT ASIAN-AMERICANS CAN EXCEL AT SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT TO THIS COUNTRY … THAN JUST ‘CLASSICAL MUSIC’ AND ‘QUANTUM PHYSICS.”
“TEACHING AN OLD DOG A NEW TRICK IS HARD ENOUGH, BUT TEACHING CATS AND DOGS THE RHYTHM METHOD IS GONNA’ TAKE A MINOR MIRACLE.”
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Setting Women’s Rights Back 400 Years, at All Hat No Cattle.
“UNDER OBAMACARE, THE PRESIDENT NOT ONLY WANTS THE CHURCH TO SUBSIDIZE COUPLES SEXUALLY ‘STAYING TOGETHER,’ BUT TO PAY FOR AL GREEN RECORDINGS WHILE THEY DO IT.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the alternative state of abortion and contraceptives if men got pregnant.
Paul Krugman and other Recommended Reads, at BartCopE!
“EVEN THOUGH THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HAS MORE MONEY THAN GOD, WE HAVE TO ALLOCATE ALMOST HALF OF IT JUST TO OUTFIT OUR OWN PRIESTS WITH CONDOMS.”
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Bill Maher’s New Rule: Atheism And Religion Are ‘Not Two Sides Of The Same Coin’– at One Good Move.
America Under Republican Rule, at All Hat No Cattle.
Madkane’s Rick Gives Them Something To Talk About (Limerick).
New Mashup Albums Galore at BartCopE!
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