“WE FEEL THAT ALL THIS COUNTRY REALLY NEEDS IS THE FIVE GOLDEN RINGS FOR THE TOP 1%, AND MAYBE THOSE 6 ‘GEESE A LAYING’ WILL LEAVE SOME GOLDEN EGGS FOR OUR CAUCUS. BUT THE 10 LORDS-A-LEAPING ARE JUST A LITTLE TOO GAY FOR OUR PARTY, AND THE 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING SOUND LIKE THOSE HIPPIE WALL STREET OCCUPIERS.”
