“FRANKLY, I GOT A BIT TIRED WITH THE BRAINY TYPE WHO COULD MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A COCONUT, SO I DECIDED TO DATE A GUY WHO HAD THE IQ OF A COCONUT.”

“ACCORDING TO THE LATEST POLLS, A SUBSTANTIAL MAJORITY BELIEVES  THAT IF WE HAVE TO LIVE WITH A REPUBLICAN IDIOT AS PRESIDENT, LET’S AT LEAST ELECT ONE WHO CAN REDUCE THE NATIONAL DEBT BY CLEANING UP AT BLACKJACK.”

“YES, I’M REMINDED OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS, GROWING UP IN GEORGIA, WHEN WE ALL LOOKED UP TO BULL CONNOR.”

“ACCORDING TO LATEST REPORTS, THE GOP NOT ONLY BELIEVES THAT ‘BOB’ WILL DO THEIR WORK FOR THEM, BUT THEY CAN THEN SEND A MESSAGE TO THE 99% BY CUTTING BOB LOOSE ONCE HE CUTS THE DEFICIT.”

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Lisa Casey on pepper-spraying the Constitution.

Recommended Reads at BartCopE!

“All these folks do is occupy space in public hearing rooms they didn’t pay for so they can go to bathrooms they didn’t pay for; to get subsidized food from the Congressional cafeterias they didn’t pay for while they clamor for cuts in public spending; to instruct those who go to work to pay the taxes to sustain their salaries and perks, so they can self-righteously proclaim that they are the paradigms of virtue for which we owe everything. Now that is a pretty good symptom of how much the right-wingers  have collapsed as a moral system in this country and why you need to assert something as simple as saying to them, “Go do your job and stop making the public take a bath.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Is There a Conspiracy to Suppress Occupy Wall Street?

One Good Move with Indecision 2012 – No Really, They Can’t Decide.

“NOW I WOULD NOT HAVE SUPPORTED THE REVOLUTION, SINCE I CAN REALLY RESPECT AND RELATE TO A LEADER NAMED DA GAFFÈ.”

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Cain’s Boner to Stoner, at All Hat No Cattle.

Mighty Mike Mashups, at Bart CopE!

“IF YOU PUT LIBYA, LIBYA, LIBYA ON THE TABLE, TABLE, TABLE, YOU’LL SEE HERMAN, HERMAN, HERMAN IS A CAIN BUT JUST NOT ABLE.”

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Mad Kane’s Quotable Cain “Limerick”

Lisa Casey on Romney’s foreign policy “expertise.”

FORGET JESUS, WASN’T IT MEATLOAF WHO SAID: TWO OUT OF THREE A’INT BAD.”

“SEE, I’M A STRONG BELIEVER THAT THIS IS A CHRISTIAN NATION, IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE FATHER, SON AND … EPA?

“ACCORDING TO A WELL-PLACED SOURCE, IT WASN’T CAIN’S PATTERN OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT ITSELF THAT LED TO HIS DEPARTURE FROM THE NATIONAL RESTAURANT ASSOCIATION, BUT HIS INSISTENCE ON MOVING THE CONDOM MACHINES OUT OF THE RESTAURANT RESTROOMS …  AND ON TOP OF EACH OF THE TABLES.”