“THE NOTION THAT I HAVE NO CORE IS UTTERLY RIDICULOUS. AS A GOVERNOR, I USED TO HAVE THE CORE OF A GREEN GRANNY SMITH; NOW I HAVE THE CORE OF A RED McINTOSH.”
Story here.
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“THE NOTION THAT I HAVE NO CORE IS UTTERLY RIDICULOUS. AS A GOVERNOR, I USED TO HAVE THE CORE OF A GREEN GRANNY SMITH; NOW I HAVE THE CORE OF A RED McINTOSH.”
Story here.
“IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW MY LEAD AND GET ON THE HERMAN CAIN BANDWAGON, YOU HAVE TO FIRST REALLY GET FUCKED UP.”
“WHO WOULD’VE THUNK IT- THE GUY WITH THE CRAZY UNDERWEAR MAY BE THE ONLY ONE WHO’S NOT CERTIFIABLY INSANE.”
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Lisa Casey on the Un-entitlements.
Madkane’s Limerick Ode To Villainous Mitch McConnell.
“NOW IF YOU A CAT, YOU’LL DO FINE UNDER MY PLAN, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I CHANGE IT. IF YOU A PATHETIC POOR PERSON WHO’S FAILED TO MAKE MILLIONS, YOUR NINE LIVES ARE JUST ABOUT UP.”
“ACCORDING TO THEIR ORIGINAL IMMIGRATION PAPERS, ALTHOUGH THEY WERE BIG BATISTA FOLLOWERS, RUBIO’S PARENTS LEFT CUBA TO FOLLOW A LIFELONG DREAM: TO GET INTO THE ACT AT THE COPACABANA WITH RICKY AND LUCY.”
“NOT ONLY DO WOMEN HAVE TO CARRY EVERY FETUS FOR A FULL 9 MONTH TERM, BUT SHE ALSO HAS TO PAY A 999% SALES TAX ON ALL FORMS OF CONTRACEPTION AND BIRTH CONTROL SERVICES.”
Story here.
Buzzflash’s Mark Karlin: Time to Move from Occupy Wall Street to Prosecute Wall Street.
Lisa Casey on Not-So-Sweet Alabama.
“EVERYONE KNOWS I WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT ELECTROCUTING ILLEGALS — I THINK IT’S SUFFICIENT TO JUST GIVE THEM A MINOR SHOCK WITH THREE 9-VOLT BATTERIES APPLIED TO THEIR PRIVATE PARTS.”
“I SAID, ‘LOOK HERMAN, SINCE THE PLAN IS GONNA TURN THE POOR AND MIDDLE CLASS INTO TOAST ANYWAY, WE MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THEM A PUSH IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.”
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