“NOW WHY CAN’T BLACK FOLK BE MORE LIKE POOR WORKING-CLASS WHITES, WHO UNDERSTAND THE SACRIFICES THEY HAVE TO MAKE FOR THE WEALTHY JOB CREATORS OF THIS COUNTRY.”

“ACCORDING TO LATEST REPORTS ON THE STREET, THE MARKET MAKERS ARE PLANNING TO TAKE BACK THE STREET BY PACKAGING AND COLLATERALIZING THE PROTESTORS, AND THEN SELLING THEM OFF IN LITTLE SLICES IN THE SECONDARY BODY PARTS MARKET.”

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A Tale of Two Demonstrations, at BuzzFlash.

“I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT WARREN BUFFETT, BUT I DO BELIEVE THE JOB CREATORS OF THIS COUNTRY SHOULD HAVE THE SAME RIGHT AS THE WORKING GUY TO A FIXED PRICE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET.”

“APPARENTLY, THE EVANGELICALS IN FLORIDA BELIEVED THAT HERMAN CAIN WAS THE DIRECT DESCENDANT OF THE BIBLICAL FIGURE WHO INFLICTED CAPITAL PUNISHMENT ON A COMPLETELY INNOCENT PERSON.”

“THE WHOLE IDEA IS TO LIMIT DISASTER RELIEF TO THOSE JOB CREATORS WHO’VE HAD THEIR MANSIONS DAMAGED, AND THEN THEY CAN CREATE JOBS AS DOMESTIC SERVANTS FOR THOSE POOR SCHNOOKS WHOSE TRAILER HOMES HAVE BEEN BLOWN AWAY.”

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From “Compassionate Conservatism” to “Cutthroat Conservatism,” at BuzzFlash.

Class Warfare 101, at All Hat No Cattle.

“THIS BRAND NEW VACCINE WILL INOCULATE THE POPULATION AGAINST FOX NEWS, WHICH WILL IN TURN PREVENT MENTAL RETARDATION.”

“ALLS THEY GOTTA DO TO RAISE ENOUGH REVENUE TO SAVE THEMSELVES IS FIRE ALL OF THE POSTAL WORKERS … BY SENDING OUT THEIR PINK SLIPS IN THE MAIL.”

“AS WITH ALL VACCINES THAT CONTAIN THE VERY VIRUS IT’S DESIGNED TO PROVIDE IMMUNITY FROM, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS INJECT FOLKS WITH A MICHELE BACHMANN CULTURE, AND THEY’LL NEVER AGAIN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MENTAL IMPAIRMENT.”