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August 31st, 2011

Obama Caves on Joint Session, But Tries a Hail Mary

“FORGET THE JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS, I’LL GET A BIGGER AUDIENCE SHARE THE NEXT NIGHT BY GETTING A FEW REPS IN THE NFL OPENER, AND PROBABLY ALSO TAKE LESS HITS.”

August 30th, 2011

Cheney’s Latest Revelation: My Dog ‘Water Bowled’ Bush’s Dog

‘MY DOG NOT ONLY DRANK FROM BARNEY’S WATER BOWL, BUT POURED THE REMAINING WATER OVER BARNEY’S HEAD UNTIL HE CONFESSED WHERE IN THE ROSE GARDEN HE HAD BURIED HIS FAVORITE BONE.”


Story here.

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Mark Karlin of BuzzFlash: Bush Tax Cuts for the Wealthy Have Cost a Million Jobs.

The Presidential Vacation Reality Check,  at All Hat No Cattle.

August 29th, 2011

Forget Syria, Cheney Wanted to Bomb Cereal City

“ALTHOUGH THOSE WIMPS COLIN AND CONDI REFUSED TO BACK US UP, RUMMY AND I KNEW IT WAS NO COINCIDENCE THAT RADICAL ARAB ISLAMISTS WOULD SET UP HEADQUARTERS IN BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN. “

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Lisa Casey on the Cheney book prospects.

August 28th, 2011

Colin Powell’s ‘Supermarket Tabloid’ Critique of Cheney Further Inspires Supermarket Tabloids

HEARTLESS BASTARD WITH BAD HEART MAKES SHIT FLY AS COLON EXPLODES!

Story here.

August 27th, 2011

Cheney Insists on Doing Book Tour Through Hurricane Irene

“IN ORDER FOR READERS TO REALLY APPRECIATE WHAT I STAND FOR, THERE’S NOTHING BETTER THAN TO HAVE THEM FEEL AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE TO BEING WATERBOARDED.”

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Cheney’s true admirers, at All Hat No Cattle.

August 26th, 2011

Gadaffi Found Hiding in Condi’s Condo

“I REALLY DON’T ASK FOR MUCH, JUST TO WATCH OLD HOME MOVIES OF CONDOLEEZZA … AND A DAILY RATION OF RICE.”

August 25th, 2011

Steve Jobs to Seek The Ultimate Challenge, with the iAmish

“IT WORKS STRICTLY OFF HORSEPOWER, AND HAS APPS THAT LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE CROPS NEED TO BE PICKED, AND WHEN THE NEIGHBORS’ BARN HAS TO BE RAISED.”

August 24th, 2011

How High Tax Rates REALLY Create ‘Uncertainty’

YOU KNOW. LOVEY, I REALLY AM UNCERTAIN AS TO WHETHER TO OUTSOURCE MORE JOBS TO OVERSEAS DESERTED ISLANDS, OR JUST HIRE MORE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AS DOMESTIC SERVANTS.”

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Jim Hightower on the right-wing rich (and other links) at BartCopE!

Even Teen Birth Rates Are Bigger in Texas, at All Hat No Cattle.


August 23rd, 2011

Gadaffi’s Brilliant Plan to Avoid Capture

“All I need to do is check into hotels using the the different names of Gadaffi, Gaddafi, Kadafi, Kaddafi, Khadafy, Qadhafi, Qaddafi … and John Smith.”

August 22nd, 2011

Rick Perry’s ‘Fed Up’ Even Worse Than Ya’ Think

“UNDER MY PROGRAM, NOT ONLY DO WE ABOLISH  ALL TAXES FOR THE JOB CREATORS OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY, BUT WE ELIMINATE ALL SOCIAL SAFETY NET PROGRAMS BY FEEDING THE WORKING CLASSES TO THE ALIENS.”

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More World of Class Warfare on The Daily Show, via One Good Move.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on “Respecting” Rick Perry: “It Takes Balls to Execute an Innocent Man.”

Lisa Casey on The State of the President.

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