
“FORGET THE JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS, I’LL GET A BIGGER AUDIENCE SHARE THE NEXT NIGHT BY GETTING A FEW REPS IN THE NFL OPENER, AND PROBABLY ALSO TAKE LESS HITS.”


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“FORGET THE JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS, I’LL GET A BIGGER AUDIENCE SHARE THE NEXT NIGHT BY GETTING A FEW REPS IN THE NFL OPENER, AND PROBABLY ALSO TAKE LESS HITS.”


‘MY DOG NOT ONLY DRANK FROM BARNEY’S WATER BOWL, BUT POURED THE REMAINING WATER OVER BARNEY’S HEAD UNTIL HE CONFESSED WHERE IN THE ROSE GARDEN HE HAD BURIED HIS FAVORITE BONE.”

Story here.
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Mark Karlin of BuzzFlash: Bush Tax Cuts for the Wealthy Have Cost a Million Jobs.
The Presidential Vacation Reality Check, at All Hat No Cattle.

“ALTHOUGH THOSE WIMPS COLIN AND CONDI REFUSED TO BACK US UP, RUMMY AND I KNEW IT WAS NO COINCIDENCE THAT RADICAL ARAB ISLAMISTS WOULD SET UP HEADQUARTERS IN BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN. “
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Lisa Casey on the Cheney book prospects.

“IN ORDER FOR READERS TO REALLY APPRECIATE WHAT I STAND FOR, THERE’S NOTHING BETTER THAN TO HAVE THEM FEEL AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE TO BEING WATERBOARDED.”
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Cheney’s true admirers, at All Hat No Cattle.

“I REALLY DON’T ASK FOR MUCH, JUST TO WATCH OLD HOME MOVIES OF CONDOLEEZZA … AND A DAILY RATION OF RICE.”




“YOU KNOW. LOVEY, I REALLY AM UNCERTAIN AS TO WHETHER TO OUTSOURCE MORE JOBS TO OVERSEAS DESERTED ISLANDS, OR JUST HIRE MORE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AS DOMESTIC SERVANTS.”
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Jim Hightower on the right-wing rich (and other links) at BartCopE!
Even Teen Birth Rates Are Bigger in Texas, at All Hat No Cattle.

“All I need to do is check into hotels using the the different names of Gadaffi, Gaddafi, Kadafi, Kaddafi, Khadafy, Qadhafi, Qaddafi … and John Smith.”

“UNDER MY PROGRAM, NOT ONLY DO WE ABOLISH ALL TAXES FOR THE JOB CREATORS OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY, BUT WE ELIMINATE ALL SOCIAL SAFETY NET PROGRAMS BY FEEDING THE WORKING CLASSES TO THE ALIENS.”
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More World of Class Warfare on The Daily Show, via One Good Move.
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on “Respecting” Rick Perry: “It Takes Balls to Execute an Innocent Man.”
Lisa Casey on The State of the President.
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