“AND I WHOLEHEARTEDLY CONCUR IT’S ONLY RIGHT THAT MARK HALPERIN WOULD HAVE TO GO TWO FULL MONTHS WITHOUT HIS DICK … AND EVEN WHEN HE GETS IT BACK, HE’LL ONLY BE ABLE TO DELAY HIS ORGASM BY SEVEN SECONDS.”
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“AND I WHOLEHEARTEDLY CONCUR IT’S ONLY RIGHT THAT MARK HALPERIN WOULD HAVE TO GO TWO FULL MONTHS WITHOUT HIS DICK … AND EVEN WHEN HE GETS IT BACK, HE’LL ONLY BE ABLE TO DELAY HIS ORGASM BY SEVEN SECONDS.”
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“It’s absolutely true. Even though he himself was enslaved by the womb and bound by the umbilical cord, the son of John Quincy Adams worked tirelessly throughout his entire nine month term to eradicate slavery.”
Story here.
“We want to reduce our street demonstrations to 2 Hours, 3 Days a Week, get 80% pay for protest time, and free government-issued gas masks.”
“MITT ROMNEY’S CHANCES FOR THE GOP NOMINATION SEEMS JUST A LITTLE MORE FAR-FETCHED TODAY, AS HE WAS ROUNDLY CRITICIZED BY HIS COMPETITORS FOR FEEDING THE FAMILY DOG WITH SCIENCE DIET.”
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More anti-Science at All Hat No Cattle.
Krugman, Hightower, and Al Gore Links at BartCopE!
“I JUST TOLD JIM RIGGLEMAN: WHY BUST YOUR ASS RUNNING AROUND THE COUNTRY WHEN YOU COULD JUST SIT BACK AND SEE HOME RUNS FROM YOUR HOUSE.”
“JUST LOOK AT THE FACTS, THEY ALREADY KILLED ‘WHITEY’ FROM LEAVE IT TO BEAVER, AND I EXPECT OUR BLACK PRESIDENT WILL NEXT BE GOING AFTER WHITEY FORD AND WHITEY HERZOG.”
“WHEN WE GET FINISHED WITH THE BUDGET, THE NEW SAYING WILL BE: ‘THE ONLY SURE THING IN AMERICAN LIFE IS DEATH AS A RESULT OF NO TAXES TO PAY FOR ANYTHING’.”
“NOW THAT EVEN TOLL TAKERS CAN SEE THROUGH MY BULLSHIT, I’M MORE DEFLATED THAN A BLOWN-OUT TIRE.”
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Lisa Casey on the Junior Miss Palin.
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Michele Bachmann: ‘God’s Preparing for Armageddon’
BartCopE! with Paul Krugman and other good links.
“THE MEDIA CLAIMS THAT I ISSUED PRESS PASSES MISPELLING MY OWN NAME, BUT I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW FOLKS THAT I HAD BOUGHT JOHN VOIGHT’S OLD MOTORCYCLE.”
“Hey, I hate to burst your bubble, but I think your car was formerly owned by John Huntsman the chiropractor.”
“LISTEN, REGGIE, IT’S ONE THING TO MOCK GOP CANDIDATES, BUT IT’S SIMPLY NOT CREDIBLE FOR A REAL CITIZEN TO IMPERSONATE THE PRESIDENT.”
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Full story at All Hat No Cattle.
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