“WHY WOULDN’T WE WANT NEW HAMPSHIRE — THE STATE OF  ‘LIVE FREE OR DIE’ — TO HOST THE TYPE OF FACILITIES THAT MIGHT DETERMINE IF WE REALLY LIVE OR DIE.”

Story here.

“I HATE TO SEE THESE GUYS DECERTIFY THEIR UNION  — SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CALL A ‘REVERSE’ IN ORDER TO CONTINUE DELIVERING ILLEGAL HITS.”

“THE MAJOR PROBLEM IS THAT THE MUSLIM COMMUNITY SUDDENLY STOPS COOPERATING, AS SOON AS THE POLICE SKETCH ARTIST STARTS TO DRAW ANYONE NAMED MOHAMMED.”

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Ann Davidow at BuzzFlash: Rep. King, Extremists Come in All Shapes and Sizes.

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“TO FURTHER DEMONSTRATE HIS EVEN-HANDEDNESS, MR KING ALSO STATED THAT HE PLANS TO INVESTIGATE AND FREEZE … MR. MUHAMMED’S IRA.”

Truthout on Peter King: Reactionary, Rash and Wrong.

“AND THAT’S PRECISELY WHY SOME OF THE NEW APPS ALLOW YOU TO BREATHE COAL DUST WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO LEAVE YOUR OWN HOME.”

Story here.

“I NORMALLY TURN THE OTHER CHEEK, BUT WHEN A HUCKLEHEAD LIKE THIS ‘BITCH-SLAPS’ MY MOMMA, I HAVE NO PROBLEM CRUCIFYING THE BASTARD.”

“ONCE HE HAS TROUBLE EXTRICATING HIMSELF FROM THIS DILEMMA, AND STARTS PISSING IN HIS PANTS, EVEN HIS STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ABANDON HIM.”

“JUST LOOKING AT OLD HUCK’S TRANSFORMATION, YOU REALLY HAVE TO WONDER IF HE GOT HIMSELF PREGNANT, AND THEN HAD AN ABORTION.”

Irving Picard

“‘MR. MET NOT ONLY LOOKED THE OTHER WAY BY WITHDRAWING HIS HEAD INTO A SHELL, BUT ALSO LAUNCHED HIS OWN SCHEME OF FICTITIOUS T-SHIRTS.”

Mr. Met

“NOW, GENERAL GRANT, I KNOW YOU YANKEES WHUPPED OUR BEHINDS, BUT WE STILL DEMAND THAT YOU SURRENDER BOTH YOUR BLACK AND WHITE FOLKS TO WORK FOR SLAVE WAGES.”