“NOW, AS THE TEA PARTY FOLKS CAN TELL YOU, BACK IN THE DAYS OF INDENTURED SERVITUDE, THE THIRTEEN COLONIES NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH UNFUNDED PENSION COSTS.”

“WE FELT THIS WAS A WIN-WIN FOR BOTH THE LIBYAN AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, SINCE QADDAFI IS LESS LIKELY TO ENGAGE IN ANTI-SEMITIC RANTS, AND ALSO LESS LIKELY TO OFFEND THE FASHION GODS.”

“AND AS EVERYONE KNOWS, SINCE MEN THINK WITH THEIR YOU-KNOW-WHATS, THIS WILL ACTUALLY SPAWN A WHOLE GENERATION OF COMMIES AND SOCIALISTS.”

Story here.

“AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO NEGOTIATE CHEAP FLIGHTS AND HOTEL ROOMS, THEY JUST MIGHT GET THE IDEA TO DO ALL THEIR WORK FROM ILLINOIS.”

“DAVID, I HAVE TO GO, I’VE GOT MY FAVORITE LABOR LEADER ON THE OTHER LINE, WHO I HOPE CAN SHOW ME HOW TO BURY THE ENTIRE LABOR MOVEMENT IN THE GIANTS STADIUM END ZONE.”

“IT’S ABOUT TIME WE MOVED PAST THE IDEA THAT A MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE IS JUST ABOUT ONE MAN OR ONE WOMAN.  INSTEAD, IT SHOULD BE EXTENDED TO THE ENTIRE MIDDLE CLASS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Walker Whacks Wisconsin Taxpayers With Bill for Wackenhut.

“NOW, CANTEEN BOY, IF YOU EVER GROW UP TO BE A REPUBLICAN, I SWEAR I’LL COME BACK AND REALLY SCREW YOU.”

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Story here.

“I KNOW THAT SONUVABITCH WALDO IS NOT ONLY PROVIDING REFUGE TO THOSE COWARDLY DEMOCRATIC SENATORS, BUT ALSO  WANTS TO COLLECTIVELY BARGAIN FOR PORTABLE HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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More on Madisonian Democracy at BuzzFlash, with A Roaring Rotunda of Hope in Wisconsin, and Wisconsin Governor Tries to Kill Unions, America Falls Farther Behind.

One Good Move with The Daily Show’s: I Like Big Cuts.

Great recommended reads, as always, at BartCopE!

“THE KEY, MY DEAR HOLMES, IS MY RELIANCE ON POTENT POTABLES … INSTEAD OF CRACK COCAINE.”

“LET’S FACE IT, WE BUILT THE DAMN THING WITH OUR OWN BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS. WHY SHOULD WE JUST HAND IT OVER TO A  THUG LIKE ABDUL HASSAN NORIEGA.”