“IT CHOKES ME UP TO THINK JUST HOW FAR I’VE REALLY COME: FROM WIELDING A MOP IN THE BACK OF A STORE, TO SWINGING A SLEDGEHAMMER TO MOP UP THE FLOOR WITH THE MIDDLE CLASS.”
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“IT CHOKES ME UP TO THINK JUST HOW FAR I’VE REALLY COME: FROM WIELDING A MOP IN THE BACK OF A STORE, TO SWINGING A SLEDGEHAMMER TO MOP UP THE FLOOR WITH THE MIDDLE CLASS.”
“IN ORDER TO PROVIDE SOME COUNTER-BALANCE TO OUR READING OF THOSE AMENDMENTS ENDING SLAVERY AND PROVIDING EQUAL RIGHTS, WE PICKED OUT SOMETHING TO ALLOW US TO USE THE ‘N WORD’ AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.”
Prof. Geraint Rees, University College London
“The parallels are positively stunning: erratic behavior and debauchery, throwing absurdly lavish parties, and abusing power while mishandling or ignoring affairs of state.”
Story at Salon.
“WHAT BETTER WAY TO FIRE UP THE GOP BASE, THAN BY TAKING THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA WITH ME TO THE SOUTHERN BORDER OF THE UNITED STATES.”
“The … Brrrrrrrritish Gov… Gov .. Gov-erment has learned … that Saddam Hu … Hu … Hu … OH FUCK IT! I’M JUST GOING HOME!
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The Jon Swift Memorial Roundup 2010.
Madkane on Christine O’Donnell: Not A Witch, But Possibly A Jailbird.
Recommended Reading Links, at BartCopE!
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