“NOW, IT’S BAD ENOUGH WE’LL HAVE GAYS SERVING OPENLY IN THE MILITARY, BUT WITHOUT A ‘GAYDAR’ AMENDMENT, WE’LL BE AT THE MERCY OF INCOMING RUSSIAN BALLET DANCERS.”

“MY FRIENDS, IT’S STILL NOT TOO LATE TO FIX THIS HORRENDOUS LAW, BY LIMITING IT TO TWO YEARS AND  ONLY TO THE RICHEST GAYS IN THE MILITARY, MAKING MORE THAN $250,000 A YEAR.”

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BartCopE! with some great links to Krugman, Hightower and others.

“APPARENTLY, GAYS CAN NOW  SERVE OPENLY IN THE U.S. MILITARY … AS LONG AS THEY DON’T SING ANY SONGS BY RICKY MARTIN.”

All I want is a tent somewhere
Far away from the soldier queer
With my enormous fear
Oh wouldn’t it be loverly?

“LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, JESUS. IT’LL BE LIKE A START TREATY, EXCEPT YOU’LL BE STARTING A WHOLE NEW RELIGION.”

Story here.

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell

“SINCE THE JETS COACH DOESN’T CARRY ‘TRIPPING INSURANCE,’ HE HAS TO SERVE AS BOTH THE BUTLER … AND THE PERSONAL TRAINER FOR THE PLAYER HE TRIPPED.”

“DO YOU THINK IT’S ANY COINCIDENCE THAT JUDGE HENRY HUDSON — THIS RIGHT-WING TOOL OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY — WAS DISCOVERED HOWLING NOT EVEN AT A ‘FULL’ … BUT A HALF-MOON!”

“AS SENATOR McCONNELL HAS SUGGESTED, NO MATTER WHAT THEY ASK ME, I’M SIMPLY GONNA’ THINK ABOUT THE POOR, THE UNEMPLOYED. AND ANYBODY ELSE WHO DOESN’T BELONG TO A COUNTRY CLUB.”

“IT’S TRULY REMARKABLE. I BUSTED MY ASS ON THAT SHOW FOR OVER 30 YEARS TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO BREAK DOWN, AND HERE THAT SONUVABITCH DOES IT ALL ON HIS OWN.”

“LET’S BE HONEST. IS THERE REALLY ANY POINT OF SERVING UP EXTENDED UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS TO THE 99′ers … WHEN AFTER 13 MONTHS, THEY’LL JUST BE SERVED UP TO ALIENS WITH ‘SIZE 99′  HEADS.”