“WE CERTAINLY BELIEVE IN  PROPAGATING LIBERALISM, BUT WE  FEEL THAT KEITH TOOK OUR POLICY JUST A LITTLE TOO FAR.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the GOP Bringing us back to Dickensian  Debtors’ Prisons.

George W. on going back to the womb, at All Hat No Cattle.

“You see, Matt, Scooter Libby was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist,who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.”

“Oh Mama!  It’s now clear that Cheney, Rove and Libby have outed Billy Mumphrey!“

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Post Election Thoughts, at BartCopE!

Keith Olbermann’s return message, at All Hat No Cattle.

“NOW, STEVE, I’D LIKE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, BUT MY TIME IS UP, AND I’LL LET MY ESTEEMED OPPONENTS MITCH, ERIC AND JOHN COME ON TO TELL YOU … THAT MY TIME IS UP MORE THAN EVEN FOR ANDY ROONEY.”

‘“EVER WONDER WHY THEY CALL THEM ‘MID-TERMS‘? IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO STUDY AND TAKE A TEST.”

In a stunning display of bipartisanship, President Obama and the Republican Leadership have reached an historic compromise, agreeing to extend indefinitely the Bush Tax Cuts for the wealthiest Americans, but allowing the President’s term to expire prematurely, sometime in mid-2011.

Mr. Obama hailed this agreement as an example of “how the two parties can meet in the middle and respond to the needs of the electorate — and without even having to spend taxpayer funds on a slurpee for Mitch McConnell, or a Merlot for Speaker-to-be Boehner.”

The President further emphasized that he had still “stood on principle, by not handing the ‘keys’ back to the Republicans,” but that he would instead “serve as their ‘designated driver,’ by personally driving the car back into the ditch.  Since the GOP  is now the party of Bachmann and Palin,” Mr. Obama added, “just think of it as Driving Miss Crazy.”

As part of the agreement, the President will also submit a resignation confessing that he’s a Muslim socialist who tried to replace the Constitution with the Koranic Manifesto, but will avoid the harshest demands made by FOX News and Rush Limbaugh: that he be deported to Kenya.

Senate Minority Leader McConnell indicated that he initially harbored some reservations about the agreement, since he “originally wanted to not only impeach the President, but to actually annul his first two years in office.” But McConnell made clear that he and GOP House leaders had moderated their demands with the taxpayers’ best interests at heart, “by saving money on the forest of paper we would’ve used for subpoenas.”

“Besides,” McConnell concluded, “this is much better than our original goal to limit Obama to one full term. After all, we Republicans think it’s an historic compromise to have the nation’s first black President serve only 3/5ths of a term.”

“OKAY, MAYBE IT WASN’T EXACTLY 34 NAVY WARSHIPS, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT OBAMA WENT OVER TO THE INDIAN SUB-CONTINENT  … WITH AT LEAST TWO COPS IN A ROWBOAT.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Republican Character Assassination, Obama, and the Trip to Mumbai.

“WE WERE JUST CONCERNED THAT IF KEITH WAS SEEN TO BE SUPPORTING A UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION — EVEN IF IT WERE TO SAVE CHILDREN’S LIVES — WE’D BE CRITICIZED BY SUCH RED-BLOODED REAL AMERICANS AS RUPERT MURDOCH.”

“NOW, BARACK, IF YOU HAPPEN TO GET THOSE NASTY SUBPOENAS FROM THE NEW CHAIRMAN OF THE HOUSE GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT AND REFORM COMMITTEE, JUST SAY THAT YOU … HAVE NO IDEA OF THE MEANING OF WHAT AN ISSA IS.”

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Shoe’s suddenly on the Right Foot, at All Hat No Cattle.

Recommended Reading Links, at Bart CopE!

“NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE TRAVELGATE, WHERE OBAMA HAD THE WHITE HOUSE TRAVEL OFFICE HIDE HIS SECRET TRIPS TO KENYA … BUT ALSO  WHITEWATER, WHERE THE PRESIDENT INSISTS ON DRINKING FROM THE WHITE WATER FOUNTAIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE.”

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Truthout With Bill Moyers: “Welcome to the Plutocracy!”

Lisa Casey with the GOP’S Limited Gummint.

Mad Kane’s Election Results Madness.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s “Lost and Found,” From the Rally to Restore Sanity.

“I JUST CAN’T DIAGNOSE THE VIRAL INFECTION THAT LEADS TEA TO OVERCOME THE ANTIBIOTIC OF COMMON SENSE, AND FINALLY PUT ME OUT OF COMMISSION.”

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More Election satire, at All Hat No Cattle.

“I DARE SAY, SIR, YOUR HOLIER-THAN-THOU ‘FALSE EQUIVALENCY’ OF OUR STATION WITH FOX MAKES YOU UNIQUELY SUITABLE TO REPLACE MR. LIEBERSTEIN … AS PRESIDENT OF THE CO-OPTED BOARD.”