“IT’S ALL TRUE! WHEN THE SAUDIS TELL US TO GO GIT-R-DONE AND BOMB I-RAN, BUT THAT IDIOT DUBYA  GOES AND INVADES I-RAQ,  IT’S TIME TO  LET EVERYBODY KNOW I’M PREPARED TO TAKE A REAL LEAK … AND A DUMP,  ON THE BOY KING AB-DULLER.”