“NOW, MANY PEOPLE FALSELY CLAIM THAT WE HAVE NOT ALLOWED WOMEN INTO THIS ROOM. BUT THE TRUTH IS THEY’RE ACTUALLY RIGHT HERE, WATCHING ME THROUGH A HOLE IN A SHEET.”
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“NOW, MANY PEOPLE FALSELY CLAIM THAT WE HAVE NOT ALLOWED WOMEN INTO THIS ROOM. BUT THE TRUTH IS THEY’RE ACTUALLY RIGHT HERE, WATCHING ME THROUGH A HOLE IN A SHEET.”
“NO MATTER HOW MUCH I DISAVOW ANY WITCHCRAFT, MOST OF THE VOTERS WOULD RATHER TAKE THEIR CHANCES GETTING LOST AT NIGHT, IN THE BACKWOODS, WHERE THEY WON’T BE CRITICIZED BY ME FOR UTILIZING A ‘HAND-HELD‘.”
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Not Missing But Found — an actual sane Republican, at All Hat No Cattle.
Billionaires Unite Against Public Education, at BuzzFlash
The Daily Show takes on the Foreclosure Crisis, at One Good Move.
“WHAT COULD BE MORE SELF-ABUSIVE … THAN ACTUALLY USING ONE’S MIND.”
“I TOLD THAT FAT FUCKER: ‘NEVER GO AGAINST THE RIVER RAIL PROJECT, OR YOU’LL BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES UNDER THE HUDSON RIVER’.”
“MR. DOBBS SAY HE ONLY CARE ABOUT DOCUMENTATION FOR SHOW HORSES, AND THAT HE NEED TO GET HIGH IN ORDER TO LECTURE AMERICANOS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.”
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Madkane’s Limerick Ode To Carl Paladino.
Christians ‘Stretch’ to Bash Yoga, at All Hat No Cattle.
“I FIGURED OUT THAT CHINA WAS PLANNING A TAKEOVER OF THE UNITED STATES WHEN I READ A SECRET MESSAGE THAT SAID: AMERICAN TEA PARTIERS NOW TARNISHING ANCIENT CHINESE CUSTOM.”
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But some fereigners are real fans of the tea partiers, at All Hat No Cattle.
BuzzFlash on the Anti-Gay, Pro-Fiorina Laughable California Bus Tour.
BartCopE! on the Colbert-in-Congress Poll.
“LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO TEA PARTY CANDIDATES JOE MILLER, RAND PAUL, PAT TOOMEY, AND CARL PALADINO.”
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Headlines You’ll Never See, at All Hat No Cattle.
INSTEAD OF THE MAGAZINE’S COVER, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE BACK, ALONG WITH THE ADS FOR THE PREP SCHOOLS FOR TROUBLED, UNDISCIPLINED AND UNDERACHIEVING CHILDREN.
“THEY SAID THEY NOT ONLY FORGAVE ME FOR MY ANTI-SEMITIC COMMENTS, BUT THAT I’D BE PERFECT FOR ESTABLISHING THEIR BRAND: ‘EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS.”
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Another case of insanity – The Tea/GOP Would HATE Our Actual Founders, at BuzzFlash.
“RAHM, YOU WERE A CRAZY SONUVABITCH, BUT FOR ALL YOUR BLUSTER, SOMETHING WAS MISSING, AND NOW WE’RE REALLY GONNA’ BE ABLE TO TELL THE GOP TO FUCK OFF.”
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