“I KNOW THIS IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT, BUT I’D RATHER TAKE MY CHANCES GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN … THAN RIDE WITH A MUSLIM ON A PEACE TRAIN.”
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“I KNOW THIS IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT, BUT I’D RATHER TAKE MY CHANCES GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN … THAN RIDE WITH A MUSLIM ON A PEACE TRAIN.”
“NOW, THIS NEW CONTEST MAKES MY OLD ‘FINDA THE POPES IN THE PIZZA CONTEST’ LOOKA PRETTY EASY IN COMPARISON. HERE, I THINK ITS GONNA BE A-PRETTY HARD TO FIND A SINGLE REPUBLICAN… AMONG MORE THAN 200,000 PEOPLE LOOKING FOR SOME SANITY.”
“AND SO, WHILE ON MY NIGHT JOB, WE CONSTANTLY MOCK THE FALSE EQUIVALENCE PRACTICED BY THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA, HERE ON OUR DAY SHIFT, WE DO THE VERY SAME THING, BY PRETENDING THAT THE OCCASIONAL EXCESSES OF THE LEFT ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE TRULY INSANE RIGHT-WING PROPAGANDA MACHINE.
“BY THE WAY, IF YOU’RE A SELF-DEFINED CONSERVATIVE OUT THERE, PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND…. A LITTLE HIGHER, I CAN’T SEE YOU.”
“MY HEART WILL BE TRUE-BLUE, BUT I’LL STILL GET INTO THE TANNING BED WITH THE RED.”
“THE SONUVAGUN CONVINCED ME THAT HE SHOULD STAY, BUT THAT MY IMPEACHMENT MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY RILE UP OUR BASE AND CLOSE THAT ENTHUSIASM GAP.”
“THIS CLOWN HAS SO MUCH EMPTY SPACE BETWEEN HIS EARS THAT THEY COULD HOLD A ‘CLUB FOR GROWTH’ MEETING INSIDE HIS HEAD.”
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Lisa Casey with the New Tea Bag Flag.
“I USUALLY PREFER A GOOD KICK IN THE GROIN TO A HEAD BASH, BUT SOMETIMES EVEN WE TEA PARTIERS HAVE TO COMPROMISE A BIT ON OUR PRINCIPLES.”
“THE TEA PARTY NAZIS GET ALL UPSET IF YOU STUFF THE WHOLE CUCUMBER AND WATERCRESS SANDWICH INTO YOUR MOUTH, BLOW YOUR NOSE INTO THE NAPKIN, OR STICK YOUR MIDDLE FINGER OUT INSTEAD OF YOUR PINKY.”
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More InsaniTea, at BartCopE!
Mad Kane’s Alpha-Political Verse: Election 2010.
The Effect of Wikileaks, at All Hat No Cattle.
“IT’S PERFECT FOR STUFFING INTO THE OVERHEAD BIN ON INTERNATIONAL FLIGHTS, PARTICULARLY WHEN YOU WANT TO HIDE YOUR FOX NEWS TALKING POINTS FROM ANY PEERING EYES.”
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More on the Juan-Fox-NPR relationship at All Hat No Cattle.
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Michael Savage, Another Psychotic in the Right-Wing Broadcasting
Asylum.
“GINNI IS A TEABAGGER IN THE FIGURATIVE SENSE, WHILE MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH CLARENCE PROVES HE TOOK MORE OF A STRICT CONSTRUCTIONIST APPROACH TO THE SUBJECT.”
WaPo story here.
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