“I WOULD ACTUALLY TAKE THAT AS A SIGN FROM GOD TO START A KORAN BONFIRE, EVEN IF THE ALMIGHTY USED MY OWN MOUSTACHE TO LIGHT THE CONFLAGRATION.”
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“I WOULD ACTUALLY TAKE THAT AS A SIGN FROM GOD TO START A KORAN BONFIRE, EVEN IF THE ALMIGHTY USED MY OWN MOUSTACHE TO LIGHT THE CONFLAGRATION.”
“I GUESS I MISUNDERSTOOD THE IMAM, WHEN HE SAID HE’D BE WILLING TO MOVE THE MOSQUE FROM ‘HALLOWED GROUND’ … TO ‘HOLLOW GROUND’.”
“NOBODY EXPECTED THE RETURN OF THE SPANISH INQUISITION … BY SOME TWO-BIT PASTOR IN FLORIDA. SO WE’RE GONNA SHOW HIM A VANISH INQUISITION BY STUFFING HIM INTO THE CUSHY PILLOWS OF A COMFY CHAIR.”
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Book Burning Brings Us One Step Closer to Khmer Rouge Time in America, at BuzzFlash.
More on the unfunny Terry Jones at All Hat No Cattle.
Christopher Hitchens Chimes in on PARK51 Mosque, at One Good Move.
The Enthusiasm Gap, at BartCopE!
“WHAT COULD BE MORE AMERICAN THAN FORCING WORKERS SHOW UP ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD EACH DAY, TO AUDITION FOR THE REALITY SHOW OF ‘WHO GETS TO EAT’.”
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Will Durst at BuzzFlash: Poor Labor Day Gets No Respect. It’s the Rodney Dangerfield of Holidays.
“IT WAS JUST MY NORMAL TENDENCY TO CONFUSE DELUSIONS WITH REALITY.”
“I WAS DOING JUST FINE IN THE DEBATE, UNTIL THE MEXICAN DIRECTOR OF THE DEBATE YELLED ‘CUT,’ AND THE MEXICAN HAIR STYLIST THEN TRIMMED MORE THAN JUST MY BANGS.”
“MY REAL HERO IS THE FOUNDING FATHER OF THE FATHERLAND, WHO INSPIRED ME, AND EVERYONE AT FOX, WITH HIS INVENTION OF GOEBBELS NEWS.”
“ACCORDING TO A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES, GLENN BECK NEVER EVEN HAD AN INTEREST IN WASHINGTON’S HANDWRITTEN INAUGURAL ADDRESS. INSTEAD, MR. BECK THOUGHT HIS OWN HAND JOB WAS WORTHY OF INCLUSION AS A NATIONAL TREASURE.”
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Oil Reigns Supreme, by Lisa Casey.
M is for Mashup, at BartCopE!
“WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT EXPOSURE TO AGENT ORANGE, I’VE BEEN GLOWING EVER SINCE MY NUMEROUS TOURS IN TAN SALON.”
The latest Simpson outrage at FDL.
Lisa Casey on the GOP’s Social InSecurity.
Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Ken Mehlman … and the GOP’s “Gay Problem – at BuzzFlash.
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