“IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE CRAZY THINGS YOU DO IN HIGH SCHOOL, MASTURBATING AS YOU DRIVE ACROSS THE DELAWARE RIVER.”

“MEEZ WHITMAN SAY THAT eBAY HAS POLICY OF NO SELLING BODY PARTS, BUT NO PROBLEMO WITH TRADE OF WHOLE HUMAN BEING.”

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George Lakoff at BuzzFlash, on the White House’s Need for Environmental Communication.

Madkane’s Limerick Ode To Mike Pence.

Dan Kurtzman with Obama Endorses Jon Stewart’s ‘Rally to Restore Sanity.’

“IF YOU GUYS STAY HOME AND DON’T VOTE, IT’D BE LIKE LEAVING YOUR DOOR OPEN WITH A RABID FOX ON THE LOOSE, WHO’S BEEN DRINKING STEROID-LACED TEA.”

Campaign 2010: Why You Should Vote Democratic, at BartCopE!

“IT’S ABOUT STRANGE, ALIEN TIME-TRAVELERS WHO MAY APPEAR HUMAN, BUT WHEN CUT, ACTUALLY BLEED ‘TAX CUTS’.”

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More on the Pledge, at All Hat No Cattle.

“ONCE WE’RE FORCED OUT WE WON’T HAVE TO SORRY ABOUT REPUBLICAN FILIBUSTERS, AND WE UNDERSTAND THERE’S A NEED FOR VETERAN LEADERSHIP IN MANY HIGH SCHOOL MODEL CONGRESSES.”

“ONCE WE SAW THE RISK OF ‘EVOLVING’ INTO CHRISTINE O’DONNELL, WE DECIDED TO REVERSE THE ENTIRE DARWINIAN PROCESS.”

Story and video of O’Donnell’s appearance on Bill Maher’s Politically Incorrect,  at HuffPost.

Norm Jenson with Bill Maher’s Interview of Pat Tillman’s brother.

The GOP’S promised scary ride, at All Hat No Cattle.

“THE REPUBLICANS APPARENTLY LIKED HIM SO MUCH THEY MADE HIM THEIR LEADER IN BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE …  AND THE DEMOCRATS WERE SO INTIMIDATED, THEY JUST LEFT AND LET COLBERT DEBATE HIMSELF.”

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“FOR THOSE AMERICANS WHO ARE NOT ALREADY IN A HAZE, WE PLAN TO HAZE THEM SO BADLY THEY’LL WISH THEY WERE A FRATERNITY PLEDGE LEFT NAKED IN THE WOODS IN THE DEAD OF WINTER … WITHOUT HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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GOP ‘Pledge’ Embraces Radical ‘Tenther’ View of Constitution at Think Progress.

The Tea Party in Oz,  at All Hat No Cattle.

Recommended Reading, at BartCopE!

WAYNE: “LET’S WELCOME  OUR NEXT GUEST…. SHE’S A WITCHY WOMAN.”

GARTH: “SHE’S A FOXY NEWS BABE.”

WAYNE: “SHE’S ‘MENTAL,’ AND LIKES TO TEA PARTY ON.”

GARTH: ‘YEAH, BUT SHE DOESN’T LIKE TO GET OFF.”

WAYNE: ‘THAT’S BECAUSE SHE’S QUEEN OF HER MIKE CASTLE.”

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YES WICCAN, at All Hat No Cattle.

Senator DeMented’s Plan to Take America Back to the 18th Century, at BuzzFlash.

“IF YOU READ THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, YOU’LL SEE IT DOESN’T MENTION ANY CZARS, BUT REPEATEDLY REFERS TO ‘WHICHES’, SUCH AS IN ARTICLE I, SECTION 3:

No person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.