“WHY DO THEY NEED A MOSQUE, WHEN THEY CAN BE AS SUAVE AS RICARDO MONTALBAN, AND PRAY IN A 1975 CHRYSLER CORDOBA … WITH RICH CORINTHIAN LEATHER.”

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Rachel Maddow on The War on Science (Brains), at One Good Move.

Son of Quayle! — at All Hat No Cattle.

The GOP’s Immigration Problem, at BuzzFlash.

“WE ALSO CALL IT A RACE TO THE ‘CENTER’ — WHERE WE REWARD THE CONCESSIONAL LEFT AND PUNISH THOSE WHO INSIST ON CRITICAL INDEPENDENT THOUGHT.”

More reaction at Huffington Post.

Madkane’s Open Limerick To Robert Gibbs and President Obama.

Lisa Casey on more of the Un-Professional Right.

Recommended Reading Links, at BartCopE!

“ACCORDING TO THE FORMER BAYLOR STUDENT, SHE REALLY DIDN’T MIND THE FORCED ‘BONG HITS’ AND WORSHIP OF AQUA BUDDHA, BUT SHE ALMOST COMMITTED SUICIDE AFTER RAND PAUL FORCED HER TO READ AYN RAND.”

Story at HuffPost.

More on Ayn Rand and the Racism and the Anti-tax, Anti-government Cult of the Last Thirty Years: The Bigotry Behind the Reagan Doctrine – Jay Diamond at BuzzFlash.

“HOW CAN THE  ‘EQUAL PROTECTION‘ CLAUSE POSSIBLY APPLY TO GAY MARRIAGE, WHERE THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF EVEN GETTING PREGNANT.”

The Real Newt Nonsense, at Crooks & Liars.

Lisa Casey on the GOP Party Switchers.

“BY ABANDONING ALL EFFORTS TO REDUCE THE WORLD’S RELIANCE ON FOSSIL FUELS, RONALD REAGAN WON THE ‘COLD WAR,’ THE ‘HOT WAR,’ AND PROVED HE’S A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS.”

“THE BARBECUING WILL BEGIN IN TWENTY-SIX YEARS … AND FIVE MINUTES.”

“FOR NOW ON, IN A SPIRIT OF BI-PARTISANSHIP, WE’LL AGREE TO HAVE ‘GAY RIGHTS’ ISSUES HEARD ONLY BY BI-SEXUAL JUDGES.”

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Madkane weighs in with Judge Walker’s Critics — Divorced From Reason.

“ACTUALLY, I JUST RECEIVED A TWEET FROM THE SUMMER STOCK SHAKEPEARE COMPANY, WHO TOLD ME ‘THE DANES CAN’T BE AS PATIENT AS THE VIKINGS …  SO JUST FUCK OFF.”

“WE BELIEVE THAT ANY CHILDREN BORN TO GAY COUPLES ARE NOT ENTITLED TO U.S. CITIZENSHIP, BUT SHOULD ONLY BE DEEMED CITIZENS OF SAN FRANCISCO OR GREENWICH VILLAGE.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: If You Want to Preserve Marriages … Ban Divorce!

“WE DIDN’T MIND THE OUTRAGEOUS PRICE CHARGED BY THE KINGS ARM TAVERN FOR THE MAPLE-AND- WHISKEY-BRINED DOUBLE-CUT PORK CHOP, BUT WHEN THEY CHARGED SALES TAX FOR THE ICE TEA, IT WAS HIGH TIME TO TEAR THE PLACE APART.”

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Story at Washington Post.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Fox Fraudcasting and Glenn Beck as Mullah Omar.

One Good Move with Stephen Colbert and The Word – Ownership Society.

Lisa Casey with the ballsiest Democrat.

“NO, CHRIS, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TAX HIKES, $3.8 TRILLION IS WHAT I EXPECT TO EARN OVER THE NEXT TEN YEARS JUST FROM JERKING AROUND THE WHOLE COUNTRY.”

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Lisa Casey on Sara Palin’s New Book.