“NOT ONLY DID OBAMA JUST GIVE AWAY THE HOTTEST RUSSIAN SPY, ANNA CHAPMAN, BUT HE ALSO FAILED TO BREAK UP THE MOST THREATENING RUSSIAN SPY RING.”

[The real Limbaugh swipe: "Why do [the Russians] have to spy on us? Obama will tell them anything they want to know.”]

“I’VE DECIDED I’M GOING TO PLAY FOR … MIAMI OF OHIO!”

“THE REPORT CONCLUDES THESE REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING, THAT MANY ARE ON DRUGS, AND CONTINUING TO PAY THEM JUST DISCOURAGES THEM FROM TAKING REAL JOBS.”

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Colbert Report with The Economist Photoshops Obama’s Picture, at One Good Move.

Disaster Messaging by the Democrats Could be Fatal to America’s Future,  By George Lakoff at BuzzFlash.

Crooks & Liars with Paul Krugman schools David Brooks.

BartCopE! with some great recommended reads.

“FOR GOD’S SAKE, THOSE CULTURALLY-CHALLENGED GULF STATE RESIDENTS OUGHT TO THANK ME … FOR TURNING THEIR BEACHES INTO VERITABLE MUSEUMS.”

“GOTTA’ HAVE MORE TARBALL.”

The myth of the dinosaur oil connection.

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Courageous, Fierce, Brazen: 3 Words You’ll Never Hear Applied to the Democrats in D.C.

Best of Hitchbitch, at One Good Move.

“WE FEEL THIS GUY REPRESENTS THE IDEAL GOP VOTER — SOMEONE  WHO CAN SWALLOW AND DIGEST HUGE QUANTITIES OF RED MEAT CRAP … WITHOUT EVER BARFING.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on more GOP indigestion:  Senator Who Denounces Supreme Court “Judicial Activism” is Like Being a Vegetarian Who Owns a Slaughterhouse.

Madkane’s Independence Day Ode (Limerick).

“ALRIGHT, KOBAYASHI, WE HAD TO BUST YA’ FOR NOT LEGALLY ENTERING THE CONTEST, BUT AT LEAST WE KNOW YOU WON’T TRY A HUNGER STRIKE IN PRISON.”

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Story at HuffPost.

“THAT’S RIGHT, ELMO, IT SEEMS AMERICA IS STILL DEPENDENT ON THE BRITISH … FOR QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT.”

“ACCORDING TO THE INDICTMENT, THE DEFENDANTS WERE EMPLOYED AS RUSSIAN AGENTS TO FIND OUT HOW THE COUNTRY THAT BRAGS ABOUT WINNING THE ‘COLD WAR’ … HAS NOW BEEN BROUGHT TO ITS KNEES BY A ‘COLD ONE‘.“

“Is it within the Constitution for me to write a bill … and get it signed by the president, that you have to eat three fruits and three vegetables every day.”

“Well,  Senator, even such a dumb law might be Constitutional, but I think you have to draw the line in the sand to guard against the well-known British rule: If you don’t eat yer meat, how can you have any pudding? How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat.”

“THE GOP CUTTING OFF UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS IS LIKE PUTTING US ANTS INTO JOHN BOEHNER’S TANNING BED.”

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Lisa Casey with more on the Republican Ant-ics.

The Daily Show with the GOP Blame Game, at One Good Move.