“ACCORDING TO A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE PORTLAND POLICE, THE COMPLAINANT MASSAGE THERAPIST ADMITTED THAT AL GORE KEPT SAYING, ‘THE HOTTER WE GET, THE MORE LIKELY WE’LL ALL HAVE AN UNHAPPY ENDING’.”
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“ACCORDING TO A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE PORTLAND POLICE, THE COMPLAINANT MASSAGE THERAPIST ADMITTED THAT AL GORE KEPT SAYING, ‘THE HOTTER WE GET, THE MORE LIKELY WE’LL ALL HAVE AN UNHAPPY ENDING’.”
“AND I SAY TO THE GENTLEMAN, YOUR BRAIN, BALLS AND INTEGRITY — LIKE THE REST OF YOUR PARTY — HAVE SHRUNK LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE.”
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“A BI-PARTISAN ETHICS COMMITTEE IS PREPARED TO LET MR. RANGEL KEEP HIS CONGRESSIONAL PERKS, AS LONG AS HE AGREES TO PRESIDE OVER HEARINGS AFTER DOING A SERIES OF HELIUM HITS.”
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Crooks & Liars with the real maybe deal.
Lisa Casey on the self-emasculating Mr. Beck.
“LET’S GET THIS COUNTRY BACK TO WORK BY ERECTING IN EVERY HAMLET, TOWN, AND CITY A GIANT STATUE OF JESUS, HOLDING AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON IN ONE HAND, AND A COPY OF RONALD REAGAN’S HIT RECORD IN THE OTHER.”
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Missing Iraqi infrastructure billions, at All Hat No Cattle.
The Citizens United decision brings down a responsible company, at BartCopE!
“ALRIGHT, GET THE WIKIPLUMBERS TOGETHER. WE’LL PLANT INFORMATION TO SHOW THAT SONUVABITCH JULIAN ASSANGE IS A WICCAN, AND THEN SEND B-52 BOMBERS TO PUT WIKILEAKISTAN BACK TO THE DIAL-UP INTERNET AGE.”
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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on WikiLeaks’ Contribution to Obama’s Inevitable Choice.
Lisa Casey on the GOP Afghan line.
“WHILE I BELIEVE IN RECONCILIATION, I DO INSIST THAT THE USDA RECLASSIFY A RUMP CUT AS A ‘BREITBART’.”
“THE LAST THING WE NEED RIGHT NOW IS TO MENTION RACE, AFRICA, OR ESPECIALLY THE AFRICAN RACE.”
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The real Obama message, at HuffPost.
“I PERSONALLY SENT A TEXT MESSAGE TO ANDREW BREITBART, REMINDING THE SONUVABITCH THAT IF THE PLANET GETS ANY HOTTER, HE’S GONNA’ END UP LOOKING JUST LIKE ME.”
“JUST BECAUSE I’M A WASHINGTON ‘REPORTER,’ DOESN’T MEAN I EVER HEARD OF THE GUY; BASED ON HIS FIRST AND LAST NAME, I THOUGHT HE MUST’VE BEEN SHIRLEY’S BROTHER.”
“One day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with make farmhands out of little white boys and white girls.”
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Andrew Breitbart as BuzzFlash’s Media Putz and Character Assassin.
Lisa Casey on a Black Republican who could use some ‘doctoring.’
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