“I JUST WISH I COULD SOMEHOW GO BACK IN TIME, AND AUTHORIZE THE USE OF PRESENT-DAY WATER … FROM THE GULF OF MEXICO.”

“THE GULF OF MEXICO WAS ANGRY, MY FRIENDS.  IT WAS LIKE AN OLD MAN TRYING TO SEND BACK AN OILY PELICAN IN A FISH RESTAURANT. BUT I REACHED INTO THE WELL, PULLED OUT THIS GOLF BALL … AND IT DIDN’T MAKE A DAMN BIT OF DIFFERENCE.”

Story here.

“THE ONLY REAL DOWNSIDE IS, THE ANCIENT CITY OF ATLANTIS ACTUALLY HAS TOUGHER REGULATORS THAN THE LOST CITY OF D.C.”

——————————————————————————————————————————————

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin:  At The Mercy of the Global Corporations.

Lisa Casey on the BP Global Scream.

BartCopE! Mashups, featuring The Fab Four.

“THIS WAY WHEN JOE McGINNIS REARS HIS HEAD INTO THE AIRSPACE OF MY BACK YARD, THE KGB WILL BE THERE TO SHOOT IT OFF.”

Story at HuffPost.

“LIKE MOST COUPLES, TIPPER AND I JUST COULDN’T AGREE ON THE THERMOSTAT SETTING IN OUR OWN BEDROOM.”