“IT’S A COLOGNE, THAT MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE YOU JUST CAME FROM A BP OIL-INFESTED BEACH.”

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BuzzFlash’ s Mark Karlin: Limbaugh Represents a Deep and Serious Pathology in our Society.

One Good Move with The Daily Show’s The Strife Aquatic.

“AN INDEPENDENT PANEL HAS CONCLUDED THAT GENERATIONS OF ‘BAD  TEETH’ CAN NOW BE ATTRIBUTED TO EXTREME COST-CUTTING MEASURES BY BRITISH DENTISTS … THE USE OF SEA WATER FOR DENTAL FILLINGS.”

“JOE BARTON IS ACTUALLY THE MORE ANNOYING DRONE DESIGNED TO DISTRACT FROM THE REAL ACTION, AND OFFERS THE ADDED ADVANTAGE THAT HE’LL DO ALL THE WORK BLOWING AIR THROUGH HIS OWN ASS.”

“EVERY ONE AFFECTED BY THE GULF OIL SPILL WILL GET A COMPLIMENTARY FILL-UP, A  SET OF BP DRINKING GLASSES, AND AN UNLIMITED FLOW OF SLUSH PUPPIES … AS LONG AS THE OIL CONTINUES TO FLOW INTO THE GULF.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Joe Barton, Our Savior.

“IF THEY WIN, WE’LL FORGO ALL CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST BP. IF WE WIN, THEY’LL HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME, DEFEAT THE BOSTON TEA PARTY, AND SAVE ME FROM A TOXIC FLOW OF WASTE THAT NO ONE SEEMS ABLE TO STOP.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the Trans-Atlantic BP war: Dear Britain: Obama Doesn’t Need My Defense, But …

“THE LATEST POLL REFLECTS A VIRTUAL 50-50 SPLIT: HALF THE PUBLIC FAVORS WATERBOARDING, WHILE THE OTHER HALF APPEARS TO PREFER ”TAR BALL AND FEATHERING‘.”

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One Good Move with Indecision 2010 – Primary Victory for Women.

“YOU CAN’T ACCUSE THE TEA PARTY OF BEING ANTI-ENVIRONMENT.  WE’RE THE ONES WHO WANT TO PROTECT THE COAST OF FLORIDA FROM TURNING INTO FLUORIDA.”

HuffPost with the angle on Angle.

BP’s “transformation,” at All Hat No Cattle, and Madkane with Haley’s Barbaric Attitude..

BartCopE’s Weekly Poll: The ‘Shut up and Pay up’ Edition.

“WE FIGURED SOFT-PORN IS THE ONLY WAY TO DISTRACT THE UNITED STATES FROM OUR BRUTAL RAPE OF THEIR NATURAL RESOURCES.”

"OIL SPILL"

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Lisa Casey on the oily Haley Barbour on the oil-slicked beaches.

“NOT ONLY DID I NOT REALLY SERVE IN OPERATION AZEROTH FREEDOM, BUT I MISSPOKE WHEN I SAID THAT THE CHINESE WERE DRILLING FOR OIL OFF THE COAST OF KALIMDOR.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Progressives: Divided We Fall. Keep Your Eye on the Prize of Government for the Common Good and Healing the Planet.

Run-D.M.C.

“THE OLD MAN TOLD US: ‘IF YOU REFUSE TO TIE YOUR LACES TIGHT — THE WAY I TEACH — THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET RID OF THEM ALL TOGETHER.’ … AND THE REST, AS THEY SAY, IS NOT ONLY HISTORY, BUT THE REASON WHY WE WALK THIS WAY.”

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Background from The Boston Globe’s Bob Ryan: No loose ends with Wooden.