“JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, IT TURNS OUT THAT THE VICE PRESIDENT FROM HALLIBURTON ACTUALLY KEPT THE MAILING LABELS FROM BOTH THE NATIONAL AUDUBON SOCIETY AND THE PARALYZED VETERANS OF AMERICA … WITHOUT EVEN MAKING A DONATION.”

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Meg White at BuzzFlash:  BP, Transocean and Halliburton’s  Dodge Ball Version of the Blame Game.

Lisa Casey with an appropriate message for BP.

“WE FIGURED WE’D LET OUR EVANGELICAL BASE  FIRST ‘DRILL‘ THESE YOUNG MEN, THEN WE’LL PLACE THEM IN THE GULF WATERS TO ABSORB ALL THE LUBRICATION.”

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Lisa Casey with the Rush to judgment on Kagan.

Mad Kane on John McCain — Ignoramus, Liar, Or Terrorist Sympathizer?

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“THEY’LL NOT ONLY HAVE THE ‘RIGHT,’ BUT THE OBLIGATION TO REMAIN SILENT, SINCE THEY’LL BE BOUND AND GAGGED BEFORE YOU CAN SAY ‘SABADO GIGANTE’.”

“YA’ KNOW, DARREN, FORGET ABOUT THAT GIANT OIL BLADDER WE DISCUSSED, HOW ‘BOUT WE JUST ‘CONTAIN’ THE BP EXECUTIVES IN THE SAME JAR AS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.”

“WE DON’T REALLY CARE IF HE’S A BLATANT HYPOCRITE, BUT RENTING INSTEAD OF OWNING IS SO GAY, AND UN-AMERICAN.”

Story on the Rentboy.com scandal at HuffPost.

Lisa Casey on Laura Bush on her low-rent mother-in-law.

“IT’S PROVEN SO POPULAR, THAT THE STATE OF ARIZONA PLANS TO APPLY IT  ON THE STREET … TO ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A MEXICAN MIDDLE RELIEVER.”

“HE’LL AGREE TO SING LIKE A CANARY, AS LONG AS HE GETS HIS FREQUENT FLYER MILES, A PREMIUM HOTEL ROOM IN MIDTOWN, AND A BROADWAY MUSICAL CALLED ‘SHAHZAD‘.”

“SINCE THESE MUSLIM TERRORIST HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH TOLERANCE AS THE GOP BASE, I’D  MAKE THEM WATCH ALL THE GAY BROADWAY SHOWS …  BUT NOT ANY OLD FILMS OF CARMEN MIRANDA.”

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More GOP Foot-in-Mouth Disease, at All Hat No Cattle.

“AND THAT’S JUST WHAT THE  ECO–NAZIS DO …  EMPLOYING SUICIDE SQUIRRELS TO ADVANCE THEIR RADICAL AGENDA, SO WE ALL END UP LIVING BACK IN TREES.”

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Media Matters with the Rush story, and BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on A Universal Conspiracy of Dunces.

The Real News: The Age Of Science And Discovery, at One Good Move.

Forget water-skiing, Lisa Casey with the Hitch-Hiking Nut.

“ONCE THE OIL SPILL WORKS ITS WAY INTO OUR ECOSYSTEM, AND EVERYBODY IS  AT LEAST A NICE DEEP BROWN, RACIAL PROFILING WILL BE AS EXTINCT AS LOUISIANA WILDLIFE.”

Crooks & Liars with the latest This Week’s Roundtable.

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Lisa Casey with the new Gulf of Mexico Tourist Slogan.

From the new Book of Revelations:  Christ Would be Arrested in AZ! — at BuzzFlash.

BartCopE!’s Weekly Poll on the real “Alien” Threat.