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“EVEN PEACEFUL USE , WITHOUT WEAPONS GRADE, MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO EVER SAFELY DISPOSE OF SUCH TOXIC WASTE MATERIAL.”
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Lisa Casey on the dangers of a toxic cup of ‘Dixie.”
Madkane’s Obama, Please Aim For Even Stevens.
“THANK GOD I CAN MAKE A LIVING WHOLESALING SNAKE OIL TO POLITICIANS, WHO THEN RETAIL IT TO FOLKS WHO ARE EVEN BIGGER DUNCES THAN THEY ARE .”
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Lisa Casey with the “Palm Reading the GOP.”
“GREAT SCOTT! WE DREAD THE FACT THAT OBAMA IS SO ENSLAVED TO THE RADICAL ELITES, HE WON’T EVEN NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE GRAND TRADITION OF ROGER TANEY.”
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Bill Berkowitz for BuzzFlash asks: Can the Tea Party Undergo a “Makeover” on Racism?
“I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT MENTIONING THE ‘UTERUS,’ BUT THE HYSTERECTOMIES WERE THE ONLY WAY WE COULD KEEP OUR FOLKS FROM MARRYING THEIR FIRST COUSINS.”
“WITH OBAMA’S POLICY OF UNILATERAL NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT, OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO BRING BACK THE ‘ENOLA GAY‘.”
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From Nukes, to Smokin’ in the Boys Room — at All Hat No Cattle.
Dan Kurtzman with The Dumbest Political Quotes of 2010 (So Far).
“IT WASN’T EASY SQUEEZING OUT THE WORD ‘SLAVERY,’ BUT ONE OF THOSE MINT JULEP ENEMAS ON THE FRONT PORTICO OF MY MANSION WILL DO A FELLOW WONDERS.”
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Meg White at BuzzFlash: Confederate Resurgence Shows That, in America, History is (Re)Written by the Losers.
More on the Anti-Lincolnites, at All Hat No Cattle.
Making some sense of the Census, at BartCopE!
“I HEAR THE CASTS OF THESE BROADWAY SHOWS DO EVEN MORE DRUGS THAN WE AFGHAN WARLORDS.”
“I TOLD-A THE POPE, IF YOU REALLY WANNA’ SOLVE THE SEX SCANDALS IN THE CHURCH, YOU GOTTA’ MAKE IT A-HARDER FOR THE PRIESTS, BY MAKING THEM FIND THE ALTAR BOYS IN THE PIZZA.”
[Father Guido in the original SNL Transcript of 'Find the Popes in the Pizza.']
“WE’RE JUST GONNA’ EMPHASIZE THE STONE TABLETS INVENTED BY A GUY NAMED GOD-ENBERG.”
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A Tea Party in Wonderland: Lewis Carroll Meets Modern Day American Conservatism — at BuzzFlash.
More on Re-Righting History at All Hat No Cattle.
Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.
“WE’RE GOING TO ‘DE-FROCK’ ABUSIVE PRIESTS … LITERALLY. WE’LL LET THEM STAY IN THE CHURCH, BUT STRIP THEM OF THEIR COLLARS, SHIRTS AND PANTS.”
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