“AS SOON AS SHE COMPLAINED ABOUT STRANGE FOREIGNERS IN OUR MIDST, I GOT THE HELL OUT OF THERE LIKE I HAD SEEN MY POLITICAL LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES.”
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“AS SOON AS SHE COMPLAINED ABOUT STRANGE FOREIGNERS IN OUR MIDST, I GOT THE HELL OUT OF THERE LIKE I HAD SEEN MY POLITICAL LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES.”
“WE SOLD A PRODUCT CALLED ‘OXYGEN-1′ … THAT ACTUALLY HAD NO OXYGEN.”
“INSTEAD OF REGULAR CRIB NOTES ON THEIR HAND, THEY ACTUALLY SPEAK WITH THEIR PAINTED HAND.”
SENOR WENCES
“I’M NOT S’AWRIGHT … SARAH PALIN HAS THREATENED TO HAND ME OVER TO IMMIGRATION.”
“WE’VE SOLD OUR CLIENTS A LOT OF SHIT OVER THE YEARS, BUT TO SEE THE GOP BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF US IN HEARINGS, AND THEN BET AGAINST FINANCIAL REFORM ON THE SENATE FLOOR … WELL, THAT’S NOT SYNTHETIC, BUT PURE UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT.”
“WHEN IT COMES TO CREATING CDOs — COLLATERALIZED DOODY OBLIGATIONS — WE’VE REALLY GOT AWESOME POWERS.”
“WE KNOW THAT AFTER WALL STREET USES THE BAILOUT MONEY FOR DRUGS, THEY’LL JUST CUT IT INTO LITTLE PIECES AND SNORT-SELL IT TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER.”
Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you – actually, it’s four words.
Ben: Yes sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Ben: Yes I am.
Mr. McGuire: ‘Synthetic Collateralized Debt Obligations.’
Ben: Exactly how do you mean?
Mr. McGuire: There’s a great future in Synthetic CDOs. Think about it. Will you think about it?
Ben: Yes I will –but wouldn’t ‘plastics’ actually be less toxic than Synthetic CDOs?
Mr. McGuire: Shh! Enough said. That’s a deal.
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More on Goldman Sachs with Michael Winship at BuzzFlash: What Hath Fraud Wrought?, and Gather.com with Ten Things You Didn’t Know About the Goldman Sachs Fraud Case.
“LET US BE CLEAR: WE BELIEVE IN THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM OF ‘BARTERING,’ NOT THE SOCIALISTIC POLICIES OF HERBERT HOOVER’S ‘A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT‘.”
“THE PLAN, AS WE UNDERSTAND IT, IS THAT THE PROTESTORS ARE GONNA’ TRY TO WEAR OUT LAW ENFORCEMENT … BY ALL WEARING CHEECH MARIN MASKS.”
“DUDE, IF THEY STOP ME, I’LL DEFINITELY BE ABLE TO SHOW THEM MY ‘PAPERS‘.”
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Lisa Casey on the parties that need to carry papers proving their sanity.
“I’M VERY SORRY, BUT YOUR FRIEND’S SCRAWNY LITTLE CHICKENS ARE SIMPLY NOT SUFFICIENT TO COVER THE CO-PAY FOR HIS ANNUAL LEECH TREATMENT.”
[Story at TPMDC]
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