Disney CEO Bob Iger

“BY BLACKING OUT THE ENTIRE SHOW, WE HOPE  TO WIN THE OSCAR FOR THE MOST AMBITIOUS JOB EVER … IN BOTH FILM EDITING AND SOUND EDITING.”

“IT’S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE TECHNOLOGY CATCHES UP WITH THE SECOND AMENDMENT: ‘THE RIGHT OF A FREE PEOPLE TO DEFEND THEIR HOMES WITH FIREARMS … EXTENDS TO THE RIGHT TO SHOOT YOU IN YOUR HOME‘.”

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Campaign 2010: Deja Vu All Over Again, at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey on the “limited government” hypocrites.

One Good Move with The Daily Show’s Anchor Management.

“IT’S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE, THE RNC IS EVEN DUMBER THAN THE POOR BASTARDS WHOSE FEAR THEY EXPLOIT.”

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Lisa Casey on the Sarah Palin Sur-Reality Show.

“SINCE EVEN OUR REGRESSIVE POLICIES CAN’T LITERALLY BRING US BACK IN TIME, THE BEST WE CAN DO IS FOLLOW RICK PERRY’S LEAD AND START ANOTHER SECESSION.”

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Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion, at One Good Move.

Mitt vs. The Talking Hand, at All Hat No Cattle.

“IT’S MY LATEST BRAINSTORM FOR ‘PAY AS YOU GO‘:  MAKE THE UNEMPLOYED PAY AS THEY GO DOWN THE DRAIN.”

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Bunning Just Running  the GOP Motto, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash: FOX’s  Glenn Beck and Laura Ingraham Fight Healthcare Reform — by Mocking the Sick.

Madkane on Cussin’ out California.

Some good news for lefties, at BartCopE!

“IT’S A WELL-KNOWN FACT THAT THOSE FOLKS YOU SEE STANDING ON THE SO-CALLED ‘UNEMPLOYMENT LINES’ ARE ACTUALLY GETTING PAID TO HOLD THE PLACE FOR OTHER PEOPLE … WHO THEN GET PAID FOR HOLDING THE  PLACE FOR THIS GROUP.”

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More GOP Loopies, at All Hat No Cattle.

McCain and Cantor, the big little men, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.