“TOO MANY FOLKS, PARTICULARLY YOUNG PEOPLE WITH BRAINS, REFUSE TO VOLUNTARILY BUY INTO OUR BULLSHIT, SO WE’RE GONNA’ MAKE THEM JOIN OUR COW MANURE EXCHANGES, AND EVEN GIVE THEM TAX CREDITS FOR IT.”

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Ann Davidow at BuzzFlash: The Only Major Skill Republicans Have is Mythmaking.

Norm Jenson on the Tea Party circus and God-Given Healthcare.

“WE KNOW THAT EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE EASILY RESCINDED, BUT IT’LL HURT LIKE A SONUVABITCH FOR OBAMA TO REMOVE A TATTOO OF A FAT F**KER LIKE HENRY HYDE.”

“AFTER WATCHING TOO MANY TV LAND RERUNS OF LEAVE IT TO BEAVER, OUR BASE THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BEAT UP ON THE CLEAVER.”

Story here.

“THEY SCREAMED AT ME THAT THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE MANPOWER TO INSULT ALL OF US INDIVIDUALLY, AND THAT THEY WERE LOOKING TO ESTABLISH A NEW LEVEL OF EFFICIENCY THAT BIG GOVERNMENT COULD NEVER PROVIDE.”

“WE OPPOSE ANY GODDAMN, COCKS**KING FEDERAL GUMMINT ATTEMPT TO CURE OUR SICK MOTHER-F**KING BEHAVIOR.”

“THE DAILY SHOW — UMM, NOW WHO ELSE USES THE WORD ‘DAILY’ IN THEIR TITLE?  OF COURSE, IT’S THE COMMUNIST PAPER, THE DAILY WORKER. AND THE WORD ‘SHOW’ — IT’S THE VERY SAME COMMIES WHO FIRST CAME UP WITH THE ‘SHOW’ TRIAL.”

“WE FIGURED IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO GET COOPERATION FROM THE PARANOID RIGHT-WINGERS — THIS WAY THEY CAN SAY THEY’RE FROM THE ‘WHITE’ BRACKET , AND THEY’RE GONNA’ BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF THE “BLACK,’ ‘HISPANIC’ AND ‘GAY’ BRACKETS.”

“YOU KNOW, LARRY, I CAN FORGIVE THE DEMS FOR PASSING A CRAPPY HEALTH REFORM BILL,  BUT GIVING THOSE GOP DEVILS A PASS IS TRULY UNCONSCIONABLE.”

“UNLIKE WITH THE SWEDISH CARTOONIST, THE DEFENDANT MADE NO CLAIM THAT THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST HAD EVER DRAWN THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD … BUT SIMPLY THAT SHE DREW MS. LaROSE TO LOOK FAT IN HER JAIL-GREEN JUMPSUIT.”

“THE PRESIDENT HAS KENYA OVER ETHIOPIA COMING OUT OF THE ‘AFRICAN EAST’ BRACKET, AND THEN LOSING TO NIGERIA COMING OUT OF THE MIDWEST.”

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More Fox News insanity, with Glenn Beck U. — at All Hat No Cattle.

More on Michael Moore vs. Rahm, at BartCopE!