“AND TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, THIS MUSLIM SOCIALIST FEREIGNER IS PLANNING TO DRILL OFFSHORE,  NOT EVEN IN OUR OWN LAND.”

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Lisa Casey on the Teabagger-FOX-Palin Axis.

Norm Jenson with the Daily Show’s Health Care Slime Machine.

“ABOUT THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE TO RISE ‘HEAD AND SHOULDERS’ ABOVE THE DEMOCRAT PARTY  …  IS TO BLIND THE AMERICAN PUBLIC WITH SHAMPOO IN THEIR EYES.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Send The White Christian Domestic Terrorists to Guantanamo.

BartCopE! on the Teabag Terrorism.

“IN OTHER WORDS, DON’T TREAD ON US, UNLESS YOU’RE  WEARING SIX-INCH STILETTO HEELS.”

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All Hat No Cattle really penetrates the GOP problem.

Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

Sung to the tune of The Beatles' The Ballad of John and Yoko




Standing on the platform with Palin

Trying to get the Teabagger vote

The man with the gun said, "We're goin' with J.D!"

You know they came for Sarah's deep throat

Christ, you know it ain't easy

How hard re-election'll be

The way things are going ...

They're gonna Teabag-ify me

Finally made the plane out of D.C.

Blew my cred on the health reform bill

Took a call from my doc, asked "if I was OK"

Since I went from 'Mr. Maverick' to 'Shrill'  

Christ, you know it ain't easy

How hard the 'Center' can be

The way things are going

They're gonna' poison my Tea

Drove to Tuscon with the big Barracuda

Notes on our hands, reached new lows

The liberal press says, 'what's with the cross-hairs'?

I said, "I really thought she just meant my nose"



Christ, you know it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

To regain my integrity

They're gonna Teabag-ify me

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BuzzFlash with John Boehner on Obama as the Anti-Christ.

Lisa Casey on the rest of the Loco-yokels.

Madkane on Mitt Romney: Constitutionally Confused.

“VELL, AT ZAT TIME HE VAS CARDINAL RATZINGER, HE CAME IN LOOKING A LEETLE NERVOUS, THEN ASKED FOR SOME MINTS, A CARTON OF MENTHOL HOLY SMOKES, AND ZEE ECONOMY PACK OF ‘PRIESTLY PROPHYLACTICS, ULTRA-RIBBED FOR YOUR ALTAR BOYS’ PLEASURE‘.”

“MY GOAL IS TO MAINTAIN CLOSE SUPERVISION OF THE BULLYING REPUBLICANS WHILE THEY’RE AWAY FROM CONGRESS, WHERE THEY’RE LIKELY TO DO MORE EVEN MORE HARM THAN WHEN THEY’RE IN CONGRESS.”

“MR. GEIER IS SAYING THAT HE AND THE OTHER DEAF BOYS DEVELOPED A COMPLETELY NEW ‘SIGN’: TOUCHING THEIR NIPPLES,  BALLS AND ASS, BUT THE PRIESTS JUST CLAIMED THEIR MOTOR SKILLS WERE IMPAIRED FROM TOO MUCH ALTAR WINE.”

[Story at NY Times]

“THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FROM A FOREIGN-BORN PRESIDENT WHO FOLLOWS THE MAYAN CALENDAR, WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS HIS MERE ELECTION SIGNALLED THE END OF THE WORLD.”

“IN OUR CASE, WE DON’T EVEN NEED A TIE. EVEN WHEN WE GET OUR BUTTS KICKED, THE GAME GOES ON AND ON AND ON ….”

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Lisa Casey on the GOP giving Jesus a new cross to bear.

Dan Kurtzman with The 10 Best Jokes About Health Care Reform.

“BY EXPANDING THE POOL OF DEMOCRATIC LAWMAKERS WHO HAVE TO FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES AND THOSE OF THEIR FAMILIES, WE’LL CREATE MORE JOBS IN THE HOME ALARM AND SECURITY FIELDS ALONE, THAN THE ENTIRE DEMOCRAT STIMULUS PLAN.”

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More on the Slimebaggers, at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane on the GOP stuck between their crock and a hard place.

The Weekly Poll, at  BartCopE!