“THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION PROBABLY READ HIM HIS CARMEN MIRANDA RIGHTS EVEN BEFORE THEY FOUND OUT IF THERE WAS ANY FRUIT IN HIS LOOMS.”
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“THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION PROBABLY READ HIM HIS CARMEN MIRANDA RIGHTS EVEN BEFORE THEY FOUND OUT IF THERE WAS ANY FRUIT IN HIS LOOMS.”
“YES, IT’S PERFECTLY CLEAR, THIS ONE CAN NOT POSSIBLY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.”
“DON’T ABORT THE NEXT … G-G-GENERATION.”
“SO ALL IT TAKES FOR US TO WIN, AND FOR THEM TO LOSE, IS FOR RONALD REAGAN TO MAGICALLY REAPPEAR OVER THIS HALL AS A 99 YEAR-OLD AMERICAN BALD EAGLE.”
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Lisa Casey with The Real Mad Hatter.
“HOLY SHIT, LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GONNA’ HAVE TO DITCH THIS NAME, AND COME BACK WEARING REAL AMERICAN HATS … WITH HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.”
Accused ... Missionary Group Leader Laura Silsby
“TRUE, HE’S NOW ALMOST 60 YEARS OLD, BUT HE IS A DESIRABLE ORPHAN, SINCE HE KNOWS HOW TO HELP HIMSELF … TO EVERYTHING.”
“I’LL BEAT THAT SONUVABITCH MORE TIMES THAN I’VE BEEN MARRIED, STRANGLE HIM WITH MY SUSPENDERS, THEN LEAVE HIS LIFELESS BODY ON THE TROLLEY CAR TRACKS IN BROOKLYN.”
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Story at HuffPost.
Tea Party Fractures at All Hat No Cattle, and Perrspectives on Convention Program: 10 Lessons for Tea Baggers
“NOW, WE GOTTA’ ASK OURSELVES, IF WE CAN PUT A COUNCIL ON SUCH PLANETS AS OSSUS, ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILA, WHY IS IT WE STILL CAN’T PASS TRULY UNIVERSAL HEALTH INSURANCE.”
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Staying with “Star” themes, Norm Jenson on Obama as Star Trek’s Spock.
Last holy alliance between Rush and Sarah? — via Lisa Casey.
BuzzFlash’s Interview with Liberal Radio’s Bob Kincaid.
BartCopE! with the ‘Sublime Prime Time Programming’ Edition.
JOHN McCAIN
“I’M SO EMBARRASSED BY MY HYPOCRISY ON ‘DON’T ASK DON’T TELL, THAT I SHOULD REALLY BE WEARING PLASTIC INSTEAD OF PAPER.”
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P.M, Carpenter at BuzzFlash on GOP Overconfidence.
Lisa Casey on the latest Palin Shenanigans.
“It’s about a man who gets kicked out of heaven for fighting with the angels and repeatedly using ‘goddamn,’ and then fantasizes about gaining redemption by preventing children from falling off clouds. And I’ll be talking about it on Oprah, Twitter and Facebook.”
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Lisa Casey on the GOP’s ‘About-Face.”
Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.
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