
“WHOEVER THOUGHT THESE ROUGHNECKS FROM THE CANADIAN BACKWOODS WOULD END UP CELEBRATING WITH CHARDONNAY AND VIRGINIA SLIMS? MAKES ONE WONDER IF THEY’RE REALLY LUMBERJACKS AT HEART, EH?”



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“WHOEVER THOUGHT THESE ROUGHNECKS FROM THE CANADIAN BACKWOODS WOULD END UP CELEBRATING WITH CHARDONNAY AND VIRGINIA SLIMS? MAKES ONE WONDER IF THEY’RE REALLY LUMBERJACKS AT HEART, EH?”



“AFTER JUST 45 SECONDS WE’LL HAVE HIM BLUBBERING, AS OPPOSED TO THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION, WHICH PLANS TO TRY HIM IN THE CIVILIAN COURTS OF ‘THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS’.”


“I ALWAYS FANTASIZED ABOUT WOMEN WHO BROUGHT THEIR OWN CIGARS, BUT GETTING PAST ALL THAT EQUIPMENT AIN’T GONNA BE EASY.”




“NOW, JOHN, I REALIZE YOU’D RATHER HAVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LOOK UP YOUR ASS THAN LISTEN TO WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, BUT EITHER WAY, YOU’RE JUST FULL OF SHIT.”

“BASED ON HIS SCURRILOUS CHARGES THAT REPUBLICANS ARE MERELY WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARIES OF INSURANCE COMPANIES, WE NOW PROPOSE LEGISLATION TO REQUIRE MR. WEINER TO GET A ‘REFERRAL’ BEFORE SPEAKING, TO PAY OUT-OF-POCKET FOR THE HOUSE PODIUM AND MICROPHONE, AND TO EXPEL HIM FOR THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION OF HAVING BALLS AND A BRAIN.”
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BuzzFlash on Anthem’s Rate Hikes: Ordinary Americans Are Better at Selling Healthcare Reform Than Democrats.
One Good Move with The Daily Show on the Regressive Mr. Beck.
Bush v. Crist, at All Hat No Cattle.
Madkane’s Ode To GOP Stimulus Hypocrisy.

“WE BELIEVE SOME OF THE CONTESTANTS HAVE NOT ONLY BEEN JUICING, BASED ON THEIR INCREASED WEIGHTS OF ALMOST 140 POUNDS, BUT IT ALSO APPEARS THEY’VE BEEN CORKING THEIR BROOMS.”

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“THE FACTS SIMPLY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES … THEY BOTH START HOWLING WHEN THEY HEAR ‘LAW AND ORDER’.”
The story here.

“WE’RE NOT SURE HE CAN HELP US WIN, BUT AT LEAST HIS MERE PESENCE WILL KEEP THE ICE SUFFICIENTLY CHILLED IN THE FACE OF GLOBAL WARMING.”


“IT’S PLAIN TO ME WE HAVE TO KEEP SHITTING ON THE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT’S HEAD WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE, SINCE IT APPEARS THE BASTARD’S HEART HAS NINE LIVES.”



“WHY PAY ACTORS TO PLAY THE CRIMINALLY INSANE … WHEN I CAN JUST USE THE REAL THING FOR FREE.”


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Hey Dems – Where’s Your CPAC Conference? — at BuzzFlash.
Lisa Casey with The Tea Party Poster, and One Good Move with more Right-Wing Insanity — Combining MLK Holiday and ‘Gun Day.’
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