“FOR CHRISSAKES, MARK, WHEN YOU ‘CRY ME A RIVER,’ YOU REALLY AIN’T KIDDING.”

Richard Haass, Council on Foreign Relations

“IT’S NOT THAT WE REALLY WANT TWO SARAH PALINS, BUT WE FEEL WE MIGHT DIMINISH HER THREAT BY DIVIDING HER AT HER 38TH PARALLEL.”

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Lisa Casey on the perfect marriage between FOX and Palin.

“HELL, I DON’T KNOW WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.  I’M PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR AT LEAST ONE LIGHT-SKINNED COLORED GIRL.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin gives his read, with: Journalistic Malfeasance, Harry Reid and The Negro: It’s All Entertainment.

“I THOUGHT A  ‘CIVILIZED’ COUNTRY LIKE THE UNITED STATES WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAVE IGNORANT PARANOID PSYCHOPATHS RUNNING FOR OFFICE.”

“I’D HAVE TO SAY ‘OLE HARRY MAY HAVE A POINT.  MAYBE OUR SIDE WOULD BE A LOT BETTER OFF IF WE HAD VOTED IN THE ‘LIGHT-SKINNED’ OBAMA AS HEAD OF THE RNC, INSTEAD OF A GUY WHO BELONGS ON THE ‘DARK SIDE’ OF THE MOON.”

“HE’S OBVIOUSLY TOO DARK-SKINNED, AND LACKS THE PROPER SOUTHERN DIALECT, TO EVER GET THE GOP NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT.”

“KEITH, IT’S SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TO TRY THE LIKES OF CHENEY, LIMBAUGH AND BECK IN A CIVILIAN COURT.  ONLY A WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL IS APPROPRIATE …  GIVEN THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT THEY POSE TO CIVILIZATION.”

“CHRIS, IT’S REALLY NOT SUFFICIENT FOR THE PRESIDENT TO HAVE ‘AL QAEDA SUCKS’ TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD; WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE DONE IS A ‘MUSHROOM CLOUD OVER MOHAMMED’S HEAD.”

“Abdulmutallab. A-b-d-u-l-m-u-t-a-l-l-a-b. Now what do I win, a Connect-the-Dots book?”

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Misspelled Visa story, at TPM Muckraker.

And for Mashups instead of screwups, check out BartCopE!

James Dobson, of Hocus-Pocus on The Family

“HELL, WE’LL TAKE ISLAMO-FASCISTS OVER NON-BELIEVERS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. IT’S NO SECRET WHO WE HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH … AND WHO WE SEE AS A BIGGER THREAT.”

Meanwhile, our GOP friends in Congress also get into the action ….

“AND THIS JUST IN FROM THE HILL: CITING THE GROWING THREAT FROM THE ‘FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER,’ SENATOR TOM COBURN OF OKLAHOMA HAS CALLED FOR THE RETURN OF THE INFAMOUS TERRORIST THREAT CHART, TO KEEP TABS ON ‘CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS.”

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Striking similar notes are BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin with Terrorists and Their GOP Enablers Who Terrorize Us; and Norm Jenson at One Good Move with Oldskool New Atheism.