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November 12th, 2009

A Sneak Preview of Carrie Prejean’s Interview With Dan Rather

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Jon Perr fills in the blanks with Take the Palin-Prejean Challenge!

BartCopE! with Funniest Mashups of 2009.

November 12th, 2009

In Apology For False Footage, Hannity Labels Himself a ‘Democrat’

(D-FOX NATION)

“AND SO LET’S BE CLEAR, A RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN, WHO WOULD HAVE GROWN UP LEARNING TO FEND FOR HIMSELF INSTEAD OF TAKING GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS,  WOULD NEVER HAVE MADE SUCH AN ERROR.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Jon Stewart’s Decimatation of FOX’s Credibility and Hannity’s  Confession.

November 11th, 2009

‘Conservative’ Justice Anthony Kennedy Gives Whole New Meaning to ‘Judicial Restraint’

“THE ONLY THING MORE IMPORTANT THAN STOPPING THE FLORIDA VOTE COUNT IN 2000 … IS MAKING SURE I DON’T END UP PARODIED AS PART OF THE GLEE CLUB IN A HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPER .”


Wonkette with the story.

November 11th, 2009

The One FOX News ‘Tea Party Distortion’ Missed by The Daily Show

“AND WE NOW HAVE VIDEO OF THE TEA PARTIES INSPIRED BY MICHELE BACHMANN, WHICH HAVE NOT ONLY SPILLED OVER INTO ANOTHER CITY AND CENTURY, BUT ALSO INCLUDE NATIVE AMERICANS …  WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY VERY ANGRY ABOUT A GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER OF GAMBLING CASINOS.”

Story and video at One Good Move.

Rupert Murdoch Defends Glenn Beck’s Racist Cries to Win BuzzFlash’s Media Putz Award.

Lisa Casey’s Veteran’s Day Edition.

Madkane on Stewing Over Stupak.

November 11th, 2009

Secret bin Laden Tape Reveals Al Qaeda Strategy to Infiltrate U.S. Military

“DON’T WORRY ABOUT OPENLY SHOWING YOUR SUPPORT FOR ‘HOLY JIHAD’ AND ‘DEATH TO THE WEST,’ JUST DON’T REVEAL YOUR AFFECTION FOR BETTE MIDLER.”

November 10th, 2009

Carrie Prejean Endorses ‘Uni-Sex’ Relationships

“I BELIEVE THAT TRADITIONAL SEX TAPES SHOULD BE BETWEEN YOU AND YOURSELF, AND ONLY WATCHED BY YOUR BOYFRIEND OR NATURAL BIRTH MOTHER.”

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Lisa Casey on the new GOP brand of very direct marketing, and Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

November 10th, 2009

‘Abortion-Insurance’ Issue Creates Strain to Avoid ‘Split the Baby’ Metaphor

“SO CONGRESSMAN, YOU’RE ‘SOLOMON! NOW TELL ME HOW YOU’RE GONNA’ MANAGE TO, UH, CUT THE DIFFERENCES IN HALF,  I MEAN ‘SPLIT THE …,  YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN.”

November 10th, 2009

Major Gaffe on Major Hasan: Army Failed to Connect the Ink Blots

“ALTHOUGH THE MUSLIM FAITH PROHIBITS LITERAL DEPICTIONS OF ITS PROPHET, IT APPEARS THAT MAJOR HASAN WAS DIAGNOSING HIS PSYCHIATRIC PATIENTS WITH MOHAMMED RORSCHACH TESTS.”


November 9th, 2009

Airhead Fleischer’s NYT Op-Ed: Bush Jinxed … The Yankees?

“PRAY TELL, SIR, WE WISH IT WERE SO THAT MR. BUSH ONLY JINXED THE NEW YORK YANKEES … INSTEAD OF THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD.”

The moron’s op-ed here. Thanks a lot, NY Times.

November 9th, 2009

Sarah Palin Charges Obama Removed ‘God’ From Monopoly Money

“FIRST YOU HAVE ATHEISTS MONOPOLIZING THE CURRENCY, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY’LL BE CHANGING YOUR HEALTH CARE BY PUTTING A BLACK MAN ON THE OPERATION GAME BOARD.

The real Palin $$ conspiracy theory at Raw Story.

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