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November 19th, 2009
November 19th, 2009

Forget Mariachi Band, Here’s How Jon Stewart SHOULD HAVE Greeted Lou Dobbs

“NOW LOU, FORGET ABOUT HOW YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR CNN CONTRACT, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER THAT WALL?”

November 19th, 2009

Sarah Palin Finally Figured Out, by Malcolm Gladwell

“IF YOU BLINK, YOU MIGHT MISS WHAT THE DOG SAW: THAT SARAH PALIN IS NOT REALLY AN OUTLIER IN THE GOP, BUT ACTUALLY JUST TYPICAL OF A PARTY THAT THREATENS TO BE THE TIPPING POINT IN SETTING US BACK NOT 10,000 HOURS … BUT 10,000 YEARS!”

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Malcolm Gladwell on the Colbert Report at One Good Move, P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the GOP’s baffling suicidal tendencies, and Lisa Casey on a true Gothic Gothic.

November 18th, 2009

U.S. Extracts Great Trade Concession at Great Wall: Opening of ‘Badaling Club’

“WE CHINESE HAVE FINALLY FOUND A U.S. PRODUCT TO IMPORT THAT CAN LEVEL OFF THE TRADE IMBALANCE, BUT WE WILL HAVE TO BUY UP MORE ONE DOLLAR BILLS.”


November 18th, 2009

Glenn Beck: Reagan Would’ve Demanded That Hu Tear Down ‘The Great Wall’

“LET’S FACE IT, IF RONALD REAGAN HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO CONFRONT HU JINTAO, MENUS IN CHINESE RESTAURANTS WOULD NO LONGER BE DIVIDED BETWEEN ‘COLUMN A’ AND ‘COLUMN B’.”


[Historical Note: Ronald Reagan did visit China in 1984.]

November 17th, 2009

After Viewing Palin Book Tour, Mayans ‘Move Up’ Doomsday Date

“FORGET 2012, IT’S OBVIOUS ALL SIGNS OF CIVILIZATION HAVE ALREADY BEEN EXTINGUSHED.”

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More on the true primitive civilization called the GOP, at All Hat No Cattle.

BartCopE! with a poll on term limits.

November 17th, 2009
November 17th, 2009

Chinese President To Obama: YOUR Country Needs a Cultural Revolution!

“IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IF YOUR COUNTRY IS TO MAKE A GREAT LEAP FORWARD, IT NEEDS TO BIND THE FEET OF PALIN, BECK AND LIMBAUGH, AND THEN STUFF THEM IN THEIR OWN MOUTHS.”

November 17th, 2009

Oprah Surprises Sarah Palin With Gift of Car Keys

“NOW SARAH, IF YOU LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR, YOU’LL SEE A GIFT THAT IS PERFECTLY SUITED FOR YOUR FUTURE … A SET OF KEYS TO DEMOLITION DERBY CARS!”

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Lisa Casey with a whole different perspective 0n the Red Mean … Beauty Queen.

November 17th, 2009

What Right Wing REALLY Wants From Obama on Asian Trip

“YOU BRING SHAME UPON THE UNITED STATES BY YOUR TRADE SURPLUSES AND CURRENCY MANIPULATIONS….  NOW YOU MUST DIE!”

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