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“THE PILOTS EXPLAINED THAT BECAUSE THE COMMENTATORS KEPT REPEATING THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS FROM KENYA, THEY NATURALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD TAKEN A WRONG TURN AT FARGO, AND HAD ENDED UP IN THE HORN OF AFRICA.”
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More fallout from watching FOX News, at All Hat No Cattle.
Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.
Halloween Mashups at BartCopE!
“I THOUGHT I HAD FINALLY FOUND SOME PARTNERS WHO COULDN’T KISS AND TELL, BUT I DIDN’T COUNT ON THE FACT THEY KNEW THE HAND SIGNALS FOR ‘SWING AWAY’.”
“FOX’S OWNER PALS AROUND WITH COMMUNISTS, HE’S NOT A NATURAL-BORN CITIZEN, AND WHILE WE’RE NOT SUGGESTING HE’S THE ANTI-CHRIST … HE DOES COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER.”
“IF THESE GREEDY SONS-OF-BITCHES PISS AND SHIT AS MUCH AS THEY DID ON THE AMERICAN PUBLIC, WE’LL RECOVER ALL OUR TARP MONEY BEFORE THEY CAN FLUSH IT ALL DOWN THE TOILET.”
“OBAMA IS A DANGER TO THE NATIONAL SECURITY OF THE UNITED STATES.”
“OBAMA SHOULD BE USING MORE DISINFECTANT TO CLEAN UP MY MESS.”
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Lisa Casey with the latest outbreak of Cheney swine.
Demonstrating the power of the new Catholic catechism, “Yes We Can Reverse History,” Pope Bendict XVI has embarked on an ambitious crusade that makes American health reform seem as trivial as a routine prostate exam — the “Reformation Reformation.”
Exploiting the angst of many Anglican clergy over that Church’s admittance of female priests and openly gay bishops, the Pope has invited Anglican priests to convert to Catholicism so they can escape such blasphemies, and instead concentrate on secret liaisons with pre-pubescent altar boys and fellow closeted gay priests.
Meeting with the Catholic Archbishop of Westminister, the Anglican Archbishop of Canterbury hailed the accord as heralding “the biggest conversion since Sammy Davis, Jr. went over to the Jews, or better yet, since ‘Jews for Jesus’ came out for Richard Nixon.”
While the most controversial issue revolves around the treatment of married Anglican priests who seek to join the Catholic Church, the Vatican has hinted at a possible compromise: such clergy will be allowed to retain their married status, as long as they submit to castration.
Besides this stealth takeover of the Anglican Church, Pope Bendict has also, as part of his ultra-conservative agenda, announced plans to re-try Galileo, reinstitute the Spanish Inquisition, remove all references to “Martin Luther’s 95 theses” from Wikipedia, and perhaps most importantly, destroy all recordings of Herman Hermit’s I’m Henry the VIII, I am.”
“SO I SAY TO YOU REPUBLICANS AND RIGHT-WINGERS, WHO HAVE CRITICIZED AND OBSTRUCTED ME AT EVERY TURN, WITH NO INTENTION OF EVER DEALING IN GOOD FAITH OR FOR THE GREATER GOOD, CAN WE SIT DOWN AND NEGOTIATE?”
Story on the ‘Nixonian nonsense’ here.
“AS ONE SOURCE PUT IT: ‘BOTH SIDES WILL STILL HAVE FOLKS WHO MAKE EGREGIOUS ERRORS, BUT AT LEAST GLENN BECK WILL BE IN AN INDUSTRY WHERE THEY DON’T ALLOW CRYING’.“
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The Resurrection of the Public Option, at All Hat No Cattle.
Madkane on the Bystander President?
Dan Kurtzman: Finally, an Accurate Description of The Daily Show.
“GOOD EVENING, WELCOME TO FOX NEWS.”
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Lisa Casey on Distortions and Contortions from Kabul.
Mark Karlin on the Heritage Foundation defense of the Ghengis Khan heritage: Rape.
Jon Perr on the latest BCS — Battle of Crazy State - Standings (Talk about red-shirt fresh-men!)
Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Depleted Uranium — Dead Babies in Iraq and Afghanistan Are No Joke.
“OUR FORENSIC ANALYSIS HAS CONCLUDED THAT THE ENTIRE PROJECTILE FLIGHT WAS A FAKE, WHICH CONSISTED OF MYLAR PLASTIC, AS PART OF A SCHEME TO COMPETE WITH FOX NEWS TO SELL ARTIFICIAL PUKE.”
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