2009 September | The Satirical Political Report

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Compromise Finally Reached: A ‘Public Option’ Without Health Care!

By Don Davis

“BY CREATING A GOVERNMENT PROGRAM THAT DOES AND ACC0MPLISHES ‘NOTHING,’ DEMOCRATS CAN FINALLY KILL ALL REPUBLICAN CHARGES THAT WE’RE TRYING TO KILL OUR OWN CITIZENS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: White House Now Fighting for Health Care “Reform” that Will Enrich For-Profit Insurance Companies and Big Pharma.

Perrspectives on Why Right-Wing Hissy Fits Work.

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Sneak Preview of Obama’s Shocking ‘Socialistic’ School Speech

By Don Davis

“NOW, BOYS AND GIRLS, STAY IN PUBLIC SCHOOL, SHARE YOUR CRAYONS WITH YOUR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CLASSMATES, AND IF YOU DON’T FEEL WELL, YOU CAN GET FREE HEALTH CARE FROM THE PUBLIC SCHOOL NURSE.”

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Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

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Dick Cheney: We Successfully Raised the Threat Level on Tom Ridge

By Don Davis

“EVER SINCE MY SHADOW NATIONAL SECURITY TEAM RAISED THE THREAT LEVEL ON MR. RIDGE TO RED, YOU’LL NOTICE HE’S MADE NO MORE ATTACKS ON THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Media’s Abuse of Two Cliches: Bipartisanship and Socialism.

Jon Perr: Wall St. Journal Debunks GOP Talking Points on the Stimulus.

The Daily Show’s Ask a Correspondent and Health Care protests, at One Good Move.

BartCopE! on the American Western as the major defining genre of American film – maybe that explains the mess we’re in!

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Tom Ridge Rushed to Hospital for ‘Tortioned Testes’

By Don Davis

“AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE FOR THE HOSPITAL SAID: ‘THIS KIND OF THING IS HARDLY SURPRISING WHEN A MAN TWISTS SO SUDDENLY AND VIOLENTLY, AT THE SAME TIME THAT DICK CHENEY HAS A DEATH GRIP ON HIS NUTS’.”