“NOT ONLY WILL I BE ALLOWED TO SCREAM AT THE PRIME MINISTER, BUT I’LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO GET MY MOUTH FIXED UNDER THEIR NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE.”

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Forget about wrong place — Lisa Casey on Joe Wilson in the wrong time.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Obama’s speech: What was (re)said, and what’s to come.

“LIKE THE TOWN HALLERS, I HELPED PROVE THAT WHITE FOLKS ALSO YELL OUT IN A PUBLIC THEATER.”

 “IT’S LUCKY I ONLY YELLED ‘YOU LIE’ – SINCE I’M USED TO SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE GODDAMN COCKSUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING FOOT!” 

Story and video at HuffPost.

From obscene behavior to Gobbledegook winners, at All Hat No Cattle.

“I CAN TELL YOU THAT FLORIDA REPUBLICANS ARE CONCERNED THAT OBAMA WILL NOT ONLY POLITICIZE THE POLITICAL PROCESS, BUT MIGHT HAVE AN UNDUE INFLUENCE ON THIER NAIVE AND UNEDUCATED CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on The Public Option as the Undead, dividing progressives.

“IF YOU LISTEN TO THE SPEECH BACKWARDS, YOU CAN FAINTLY HEAR: ‘TURN YOUR GRANDMA OFF, DEATH PANELS’.”

The Beatles hoax, just in case ya’ forgot — or are are just too young!

More on Obama’s School Speech, by Lisa Casey.

Richard Dawkins as ”Darwin’s pit bull” — at One Good Move.

Shockwave Radio Theater Podcasts, at BartCopE!

“THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT HAS LEARNED THAT ALTHOUGH STILL DEAD, SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS OBTAINED BETTER HEALTH INSURANCE THAN MOST AMERICANS … FROM AFRICA. AND IF WE DON’T IMMEDIATELY REFORM OUR SYSTEM, COVERAGE FOR THE AVERAGE FAMILY WILL GO UP IN SMOKE LIKE A MUSHROOM CLOUD.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Perrspectives on Health Care Fight; No Echoes of Bush’s Social Security Debacle.

The Dawning of Deception or Still ‘Waiting for Godot’ — Your Choice White House at BuzzFlash.

Republicans Bring “Classiness” To the Classroom, by Madkane.

“IN ORDER FOR REPUBLICANS TO HAVE ANY CHANCE TO SURVIVE, THE MESSAGE TO OUR CHILDREN SHOULD BE: ‘STAY A FOOL, NOT IN SCHOOL’.”

“I BELIEVE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA SHOULD BE ACCORDED THE SAME ‘RESPECT’ AS ANY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.”

“WE JUST WANT OUR CHILDREN TO PRAY TO JESUS CHRIST THEIR SAVIOR, THAT THEY NOT BE FORCED TO SUBMIT TO A CULT-LIKE FIGURE WHO BELIEVES IN SPREADING SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA ABOUT HELPING THE POOR AND THE SICK.”  

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More on Back to School, with the Obama School Speech we’d like to hear by Jon Perr, and Toon treatment of Looney Tuner Jim Greer, at All Hat No Cattle.

“NOW WE ALL KNOW WHAT MR. MORRISON REALLY MEANT BY ‘BROWN EYED GIRL’ – A POLITICALLY CORRECT FEMINIST BIAS THAT FAVORS MINORITY CHILDREN … AT THE EXPENSE OF BLOND-HAIRED, BLUE-EYED REAL AMERICANS.”

Think Progress on the Van Jones controversy.

Lisa Casey asks if we’re going to Scarborough Fear?