“WE CALL ON PRESIDENT OBAMA TO IMMEDIATELY TRADE-IN ALL OF HIS POLICY CZARS, FOR THE TYPE OF DO-NOTHING INCOMPETENTS THAT GEORGE W. BUSH PUT IN PLACE.”
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“WE CALL ON PRESIDENT OBAMA TO IMMEDIATELY TRADE-IN ALL OF HIS POLICY CZARS, FOR THE TYPE OF DO-NOTHING INCOMPETENTS THAT GEORGE W. BUSH PUT IN PLACE.”
“NOW DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE THE COST OF THE LEECHES. AS YOU KNOW, EVEN UNDER OUR BLATANTLY UNDEMOCRATIC FEUDAL SYSTEM, WE DO OFFER UNIVERSAL BLOODLETTING.”
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BuzzFlash has Howard Dean: Reform without a Public Health Insurance Option Is Not Real Reform.
“ANYBODY OUT THERE? IT LOOKS LIKE MY HEALTH PLAN HAS ABOUT THE SAME NUMBER OF SUPPORTERS AS MY CONSTITUENCY IN MONTANA.”
“I CAN’T PROMISE ANYONE ACTUAL HEALTH INSURANCE, BUT THE CO-OPS WILL PROVIDE CHEAPER MILK FOR STRONG BONES, AND BUTTER TO SOOTHE THOSE NASTY CUTS AND BRUISES.”
“IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT IF WE CAN JUST GIVE THE RACISTS THEIR OWN LITTLE SETTLEMENTS, PERHAPS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINAI DESERT, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STAVE OFF ARMAGEDDON FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Big Insurance to Government: You Make it Affordable, We’ll Gouge the Profit!
The Patented GOP Formula, at All Hat No Cattle, and Jon Perr takes a nostalgic look back at how that formula doomed John McCain.
Madkane’s Ode to Those “Sorry” Celebrities.
“A SPOKESMAN FOR GOOGLE SAID: ‘WE HAVE NO FREAKIN’ IDEA HOW MANY SHOWED UP, BUT IT DOES CLEARLY APPEAR THAT THEY ALL SUDDENLY MATERIALIZED FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH’.”
“THE ‘AYES’ HAVE IT. CONGRESSMAN WILSON HAS TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BUTLER.”
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Even Joe Wilson’s Wife Knows a Nut When She Sees One, at All Hat No Cattle.
“THE HOODS AND BURNING CROSSES WERE MERELY TO KEEP THE PEACEFUL PROTESTORS WARM, ON A RATHER BRISK, 78 DEGREE D.C. DAY.”
“IT’S CLEAR, WOLF, THAT EVER SINCE GLENN BECK INGESTED THAT ‘YEAR OLD’ HOT DOG, HE SIMPLY CAN’T STOP REGURGITATING THE MOST VILE, DISGUSTING WASTE MATERIAL.”
“NOW EVERYONE KNOWS THAT CHRIS FARLEY REALLY WON THAT CHIPPENDALE’S CONTEST.”
RIP, Patrick Swayze.
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