“YOU REALLY LET US DOWN, JOHN. NOT ONLY DID YOU HAVE BEATLE-LIKE HAIR, BUT PICKING DAVE MATTHEWS FOR A ROOFTOP CEREMONY IS THE ULTIMATE HERESY.”
“JOHN-JOHN WAS A MAN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN ….”
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“YOU REALLY LET US DOWN, JOHN. NOT ONLY DID YOU HAVE BEATLE-LIKE HAIR, BUT PICKING DAVE MATTHEWS FOR A ROOFTOP CEREMONY IS THE ULTIMATE HERESY.”
“JOHN-JOHN WAS A MAN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN ….”
“NOW, IN A MINUTE, DAVE, I’M GONNA’ BRING OUT McCONNELL, BOEHNER AND CANTOR, WHO ARE ALL GOING TO LICK RUSH LIMBAUGH’S ASS…. AND THEN THEY TOLD ME WE COULD PLAY: ‘GOP, DOES IT FLOAT’?”
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“INSTEAD OF RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION, WE THINK GOVERNOR PATTERSON CAN BEST SERVE THE CAUSE OF HEALTH CARE REFORM BY UNDERTAKING EMPLOYMENT WITH PRIVATE INSURERS … IN CHARGE OF THEIR UNITS THAT LOOK FOR WAYS TO DENY CLAIMS.”
“WELCOME. PLEASE FORGET ABOUT THE QUARTERBACK OPTION FOR A MOMENT, WHILE I DISCUSS THE PUBLIC OPTION.”
“YOU SIR, ARE A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT … AND SOMETIMES YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY.”
“WITH HIS COAT OF MANY COLORS, AND HIS HISTORY OF RACIAL OUTBURSTS, WE THINK HE’S PERFECTLY SUITED TO FURTHER INFLAME THE SCANDAL ABOUT NOTHING.”
“THEY RIPPED OFF ALL THE BIBLES, FAILED TO TIP THE CHAMBERMAIDS ON THE EXCUSE THEY WERE ILLEGALS, AND BOLTED WITHOUT PAYING THE HOTEL TAX ON THE GROUNDS IT VIOLATED THEIR CORE VALUES.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on “Healthcare Reform” as a Boondoggle for Private Insurance, and An Intolerable Burden on the Middle-Aged.
Lisa Casey on the net result of values voters in their own states.
Madkane on Chris Wallace Feels Dissed.
“I THINK THE PUBLIC OPTION IS REALLY A GOOD THING; I’LL JUST BE SURPRISED IF THERE AREN’T A LOT OF FOLKS THERE YELLING: ‘HEY MOTHERFUCKER, I WANT SOME MORE ICE ON MY KNEE’.“
Story at Truthdig.
“IT’S BECOME PRETTY CLEAR THAT THE GREATEST THREAT OUR COUNTRY NOW FACES IS NOT FROM RUSSIA, OR EVEN IRAN, BUT THE NUTS WHO WENT BALLISTIC OVER THE FACT THAT I RAN.”
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BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on our increasingly diseased democracy.
Norm Jenson with Stephen Colbert’s take on the Supreme Court ‘corporate speech’ case – Let Freedom Ka-Ching.
Baucus Bill is Proof of ‘Krugman’s law,’ at Perrspectives.
Dan Kurtzman with Obama’s Lightsaber Episode.
“FORGET HEALTH CARE, WHEN IT COMES TO REFORMING THE WORLD’S OLDEST PROFESSION, I STRONGLY BELIEVE IN THE PUBLIC OPTION, AND I’M JUST THE MAN TO LEAD THE EFFORT.”
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Lisa Casey with an undercover operation at the CIA.
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