“UNDER OUR PLAN, ALL ‘PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS’ WILL BE COVERED, AND ‘PORTABILITY’ WILL EXTEND AS FAR AS ARGENTINA.”

“NOW, I DON’T WANT TO RAISE EXPECTATIONS … NEGOTIATING WITH KIM JONG-IL MAY PROVE TO BE EASIER THAN DEALING WITH THE MENTALLY ILL.”

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Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

Sarah Palin’s Tiara, at All Hat No Cattle.

“MY FRIENDS, IT WAS HITLER WHO FIRST BELIEVED IN ‘PORTABILITY’ AND ‘ELIMINATING PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS’ – AS EVIDENCED BY HIS INVASION AND WIPE-OUT OF HALF THE COUNTRIES IN EUROPE.”

“THIS IS IN COMPLETE ACCORD WITH THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, AS WELL AS THE CLASSES I TOOK AT “XENOPHOBE LAW SCHOOL FOR FOREIGN STUDENTS.”

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Speaking of so-called compromise, Bill Berkowitz at BuzzFlash reports on The “Civility Project”: Evidently, the Tea Partiers breaking up Town Hall meetings aren’t listening.

“NO NEED TO KEEP SNORTING THE OXICLEAN, I CAN SUPPLY ALL YOU WHITE LADIES WITH ‘WHITE LADIES’ AND ANGEL DUST.”

“LEAVE MY HEALTH CARE ALONE!”

“HELL NO, WE WON’T GO … TO THE DOCTOR, AND THE GUMMINT CAN’T MAKE US!

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More on the uberpsychos from BuzzFlash with Mark Karlin’s Republicans Use Chaos as a Shock Doctrine to Create Authoritarian Rule, and P.M. Carpenter on these Star-spangled-bannered authoritarian brutes.

“FRANKLY, I THINK THE BEST THING FOR THESE FOLKS IS TO SHOW THEM A TRUE COMMITMENT TO A GOVERNMENT-RUN FACILITY, WHERE THEY CAN GET ALL THE FREE TREATMENT THEY NEED, ALONG WITH THE NECESSARY MEDS.”

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Madkane addresses the nuts with Tantrum Politics.

As always, M is for Mashups, at BartCopE!

“IT’S A COMPLETE OUTRAGE WHEN SOMEONE LIKE BILL CLINTON GOES AS FAR AS EXTENDING A SMILE AND A HANDSHAKE TO RELEASE HOSTAGES … AS OPPOSED TO GIVING UP SOMETHING TRULY VALUABLE IN RETURN.”

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More on the Clinton Charm Offensive  at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on another dangerous foreigner: Orly Taitz.

Jon Stewart on Obama Must Pass a Health Care Bill. via One Good Move.