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“THERE WAS ONLY ONE COLOR FOR THE DOMESTIC SIDE — BROWN — WHICH STOOD FOR BOTH ‘BROWNIE,’ AND THE POLICY OF ‘WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT’.”
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Lisa Casey weighs in on Ridge now going for the “Green.”
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“WHEN IT COMES TO ‘DEATH PANELS,’ WE REPUBLICANS BELIEVE THE PRIVATE SECTOR HAS THE EXPERIENCE AND KNOW-HOW TO DO THE BEST JOB.”
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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Those town hall protesters, drunk on childish antics.
“YES, MA’AM, I PROMISE NOT TO SUPPORT PRESIDENT OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE REFORM … UNLESS OF COURSE, HE DOES WHAT’S RIGHT FOR IOWANS AND AGREES TO GIVE UP ‘DEATH PANELS’ IN EXCHANGE FOR ETHANOL IVs.”
“IF I CAN JUST GET THOSE GOOD ‘OLE SOUTHERN BOYS TO BUY INTO THE PROGRAM, THE REST’LL BE LIKE DRIVING IT IN FROM ‘FIRST AND GOAL ON THE ONE’.”
“JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE. ONCE THEY START LETTING THE YOUNG PEOPLE AND THE ILLEGALS INTO THE RESTAURANTS BEFORE 5 PM, WE’LL BE STANDING OUTSIDE IN LONG LINES, AND PLOTZING IN THE HEAT.”
The saga at Sunrise Lakes, at the NYT.
“NOT ONLY WOULD I HAVE TO WEAR PINK PANTIES, BUT THEY’D ALSO BLAME ME FOR THE MUSHROOM CLOUD AFTER THEY GAVE ME AN ATOMIC WEDGIE.”
“WHO NEEDS HEALTH INSURANCE? WE JUST USE THE FOX NEWS IN-HOUSE PHYSICIAN, DOCTOR JOSEF MENGELE.”
“A SPOKESMAN FOR THE GROUP STATED: ‘WE NEVER THOUGHT WE COULD ACTUALLY CLEANSE THEM OF THEIR BELIEFS; IT’S JUST A POLITICAL STATEMENT ABOUT WHAT THEY REALLY HAVE FOR BRAINS.”
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The Daily Show on the Gun Show-Barrel Fever, at One Good Move.
P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: Run for the hills: The Unsilent Majority stirs
Madkane’s Open Limerick To President Obama.
“YOU’LL EVEN SUPPORT THE ‘PUBLIC OPTION’?– OH, YOU MEAN REPLACING THE SCHOOL NURSE WITH PRAYER IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS?“
Obama’s religious outreach, at The Hill.
“AY, WHY’D HE HAVE TO GO AND INSULT MY BIGGEST SELLER — THE DINING ROOM TABLE — BY COMPARING IT TO THAT OOBATZ … WHEN HE COULDA’ JUST GONE WIT ‘DUMB AS A DOORKNOB’?”
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